Mel Ott

[Mel Ott @MelvinOtt]

What the national media are writing about the fucking MidCity guy who sideswiped another fucker's Camry. (PASTE LINK HERE)

[Mel Ott @MelvinOtt]

What the national fucking media are writing about that new Taco Bell on S. Carrollton. (LINK GOES HERE) #OhFuckMe

[Mel Ott @MelvinOtt]

Easy there, tiger. Fucking A RT @kalfree A fucking twat of a fucking fuck of a fucking primary criterium for fucking doing fucking so.

[Mel Ott @MelvinOtt]

Fucking $100 million

[Mel Ott @MelvinOtt]

"The fucking transom is the only way in. It'll be the only fucking way out."

[Mel Ott @MelvinOtt]

He says "I'll be fucking passed out by then. And the door'll be locked. So crawl inside through the goddamn transom."

[Mel Ott @MelvinOtt]

Fucking Hornets

[Mel Ott @MelvinOtt]

Fucking A

[Mel Ott @MelvinOtt]

A true fucking tale of @MelvinOtt

[Mel Ott @MelvinOtt]

Upshot: @MelvinOtt didn't eat his traditional Thanksgiving Fair Grounds corned-beef sandwich because the concessionaires are fucking inept.

[Mel Ott @MelvinOtt]

Part 2: @MelvinOtt steps up to a downstairs concession stand, orders a corned-beef sandwich. "We're out of bread."

[Mel Ott @MelvinOtt]

Part 1: @MelvinOtt steps up to an upstairs concession stand, orders a corned-beef sandwich. "We're out of corned beef."

[Mel Ott @MelvinOtt]

@MelvinOtt is about to tell a tale of fucking Thanksgiving Day concession-stand ineptitude at the goddamn Fair Grounds.

[Mel Ott @MelvinOtt]

Fucking Jindal

[Mel Ott @MelvinOtt]

Fucking Breaux walks in, wipes his lips with a goddamn handkerchief and says: "I've just ripped the most glorious fart! Glorious!"

[Mel Ott @MelvinOtt]

Fucking St. Charles Vision.

[Mel Ott @MelvinOtt]

And let me tell you: he is an immensely fucking intimidating bocce player. One of the greats!

[Mel Ott @MelvinOtt]

He throws the fucking door open, stands on the threshold smoking a Marlboro. Chewing nicotine gum. Nicotine patches all over his forehead.

[Mel Ott @MelvinOtt]

alking about his hemorrhoids. Breaux says: "I'll never have that problem, my friend. I have the bowel movements of an angel!"

[Mel Ott @MelvinOtt]

Watching Jacques Morial play Archie Jefferson in ping pong at Keufer's in the Quarter. Breaux, sipping a fucking martini, taking wagers.