Sean Young

I brew, I banjo, I belittle, I berate.

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@MileyCyrusBz @RhondaM22056035 SO sorry for your loss, Miley

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@mrtonymartin
I assume these Petri dishes are in the correct ratio?

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There just *has* to be a “With full commitment“ joke in there somewhere.

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@mrtonymartin
End of an era?

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@rickygervais

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@ConservBlue2020 @JoeBiden On behalf of the rest of the world, we’d be happy for the Exec order to just ban fuckwits.

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@wheremehousekey @StephenKing Have you just accidentally defined what this platform thinks it is?!?
The X Press!

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@pbjmanagement @sallyephillips @ABCTV My wife has fallen in love with the dress you're wearing in the first episode.

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@StephenKing So now that he’s been found guilty, he’s ok to be electrocuted?
Strap him in, then!

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@RobertGKepes @TimAlberta @gtconway3d Good thing some people knew CPR, etc. Imagine if none did and they all stood around praying until he died.

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@PawlMerfy @mrtonymartin Same!
I am now, by turns, thoroughly disappointed and chagrined. As if @mrtonymartin would make such a sloppy grammatical error!

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@Poppy_yyyyyyyy @stacycay Because she sang that song about loving MenuLog?

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@TheCinesthetic I know it is TV as opposed to a movie, but...
https://t.co/aBAPMQTz5c

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@ChrisHallbeck Please tell me that I am the first to have a tattoo inspired by one of your punchlines.

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@ChrisHallbeck Apparently I was in no hurry. The dot in the middle is the vein I use to donate blood products.

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@mrtonymartin For a second there, I misread that as “Alan Jones�� and was surprised to learn that he would charging at all. I’d’ve thought he would do that for free.

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@maguirekevin Looks about as “futuristic” as Lang’s Metropolis from 100 years ago.

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@Lefty_Layup @hellondascale7 So it wasn’t even his “finishing move”?!?

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@danilic @mrtonymartin I often wonder onset what happened to young Daniel.
And we can’t hear the name “Chloe” without someone saying “I’ll fight you for her!”

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@mrtonymartin That whatever-you-call-it that they do at 3:05!