- Catherine O’Hara
- Eric Dane
- Chuck Norris
- Sam Neill
- Brenda Fricker
- Hayden Panettiere
- Dolly Parton
- Tim Curry
- Peter Cullen
- RJ Mitte
- Patrick Stewart
A BIG FUCK YOU TO 2026.
Someone takes a private jet, using our takes, with tens of joyriders, to go and shake Vladimir Putin's hand... 🤣. They come come back with NOTHING... Umalaya na usenge tu... One day the wind will blow and the anus of the chicken will be exposed.
🚨 DO YOU KNOW: Hugo Ekitike scored more Premier League goals last season alone than Saka has managed across his last two seasons combined.
And Ekitike hasn’t played football in five months.
Mimi naye tangu nitoke na my comrade from KCA hapo 2024 only for him to be abducted, tortured and killed by Ruto nilisema I'll never forgive that nigga hata alete Real Madrid Kasarani. Fuck ya'll supporting that Bayern shit. His name was Sammy Cullen MAINA btw.
Imagine your kids are starving with no clothes, and as a father you buy a 65-inch TV so they can watch Cocomelon in HD.
That's exactly what this government is doing.
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: State House announces major breakthrough in tackling Kenya’s cost-of-living crisis.
Bayern Munich will play Ajax in a new stadium.
Citizens are advised to eat the circus. Bread will be provided at a later date.