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[Melanie @MelzG88]

Home, Evie dropped off, Eddy picked up, bath jammies and bed! No one warned me holidays with kids weren’t relaxing 😂

[Melanie @MelzG88]

I’ve cried for 2 days at the thought of leaving Eddy for a week 😭

[Melanie @MelzG88]

Why did no one tell me that going on holiday with 1 male and 1 child is actually equivalent to going on holiday with 3 children who have smarties on IV

[Melanie @MelzG88]

I honestly want to pack Steven’s bag any Sunday he’s rough. His sleep talking is something else. He’s told me to fuck up twice now he’s sat up gave me a dead arm laughed and went back to sleep!!!

[Melanie @MelzG88]

Prosecco drunk is one thing……Prosecco drunk in the house is something fkn else 😖

[Melanie @MelzG88]

See every single person that took their dog to the air show today I hope you stand on Lego every single day for the rest of your lives ya arseholes

[Melanie @MelzG88]

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[Melanie @MelzG88]

Steven hasn’t had his face out his phone for the past 45 mins, I could have told him 3 headed aliens had arrived in the living room and he would have said hmmm. I’ve came through to bed, shattered, and the fucker has been through 6 times to talk to me!! FUCK OFF!!!

[Melanie @MelzG88]

Why has it taken me until today to watch Call The Midwife!!!

[Melanie @MelzG88]

It’s like playing Tetris trying to get in this bed when Steven and Eddy are sleeping! Steven’s like a star fish and Eddy takes up more room than a Great Dane! 🥺🥺

[Melanie @MelzG88]

Just reported bank card number 9 of this year lost 🙄 Bank of Scotland must be due to pay for me to get a chip implanted in my hand 😂😂

[Melanie @MelzG88]

Tomorrow’s annual leave will consist of seeing how much useless pish I can add to my Temu basket 😂

[Melanie @MelzG88]

Apparently Steven’s “done with my Dr Dolittle carry on” 🙃 last week I had him out checking on a magpie with me, tonight I was away feeding a hedgehog I found when me & eddy were out a walk 😂 wait till I bring it home 🙃

[Melanie @MelzG88]

@NikkiHPitt I know it’s not everyone’s thing I just love it 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

[Melanie @MelzG88]

It honestly baffles me how people can go through life never going to a festival or gig or seeing live music

[Melanie @MelzG88]

Aw I want is TITP back….and a case of strongbow

[Melanie @MelzG88]

@beckymil1 I work 6 days a week, I hot desk between 3 offices my car and my living room……..have been for 15 years…………yet to eat lunch out of a carrier bag 🤯

[Melanie @MelzG88]

We need to protect @LewisCapaldi at all costs 🥰

[Melanie @MelzG88]

@unknown56630582 @Ki3ra @lorraine @reallorraine @TheElliotPage @JaneFallon @ClaerB They absolutely can and should be encouraged to be who they want to be! How would a duty of care work if a parent was forcing them to be something they aren’t! If your opinion on my nephew ever becomes relevant I’ll come back to you until go back where beasts belong 😁

[Melanie @MelzG88]

Every single person out there that hasn’t got hayfever can go and take an absolute fuck to themselves!!!