Melz

I'm that star up in the sky/I'm that mountain peak up high/I'm the worlds greatest

[Melz @MelzSaidWHAT]

:-)

[Melz @MelzSaidWHAT]

"Misery loves company"

[Mind Blowing @TheMindBlowing]

When a male penguin falls in love with a female penguin, he searches the entire beach to find the perfect ''Pebble'' to present to her!

[Mind Blowing @TheMindBlowing]

If you go to Wendy's & Say "I'm not from this area. I'm lost & don't have money!" They will give you free food according to Wendy's policy!

[Mind Blowing @TheMindBlowing]

A man once sued his wife for being ugly, and won!

[Mind Blowing @TheMindBlowing]

Gay marriage is legal in ''6'' states. Having sex with a horse is legal in ''23''. Good going, America.

[Melz @MelzSaidWHAT]

@Dee_M_Gee lmbooo you blasting nukkas!!

[African Proverbs @AfricanProverbs]

A child is what you put into him. ~Nigerian Proverb

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

FACT: Romney said it was “tragic” to bring troops home from Iraq.

[Melz @MelzSaidWHAT]

@bigheadsam Lmbooo ain't that the truth

[Melz @MelzSaidWHAT]

Stronger than ever http://t.co/nZq2LHMd

[Melz @MelzSaidWHAT]

@rissyxbaby mind reader!!! I was going to after it Lolol

[Xstrology @XSTROLOGY]

#Sagittarius are like big kids when the time is right.

[Melz @MelzSaidWHAT]

Orientation is crazy long!!!

[Melz @MelzSaidWHAT]

Keys to my new crib tomorrow #Owwww

[Melz @MelzSaidWHAT]

My best, laid down the law EARLY 😂 http://t.co/evTGl0Aj

[Christ Follower @Word4Christians]

Empty Promises: Don't say anything you don't mean .. go read Matthew 5:33-37 http://t.co/cBC7LWXk

[Melz @MelzSaidWHAT]

Need stuff for apartment! http://t.co/ZGGGrDsw

[Melz @MelzSaidWHAT]

Birds of the same feather... http://t.co/WNLwyFzH

[Mind Blowing @TheMindBlowing]

Have you ever walked into a room & forgot why you went there? What if that's God playing Sims & he just cancelled your action.