Professor Membrane

Dad of one child and a freak, Scientist, CEO of Membrane Tech (parody)

[Professor Membrane @MembraneParody]

This is a parody account, I don't roleplay or anything, just here for laughs!
Ran by @Obsessed____

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Just played minecraft and made this sick cool redstone! #minecraft #minecraftscience #minecraftdad #cooldad

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Please help my son keeps saying " I, dib membrane have a dream. " and keeps trying to do strange magic tricks, how the fuck do I make him stop. #dadlife

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@HatterIF @GIRparody (mk

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@existingmaddy Strange moans

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My son has officially made his first robot, I'm so proud.

However I've been hearing lots of strange noises coming from his room when he has the robot.
I'm starting to wonder what type of robot it is

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@IZ_Artist @DibParody3 How dare you insult foodio 3000s food!? My lawyer will be in contact

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@notscientifical @IrkenZimParody What the fuck am I going insane I knew the new science mixture was a bit strang e

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@DibParody3 Now now son, Mcdonalds is unhealthy and we already have food at home

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@_TallestRed_ fuck

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@Foodio3000 What

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@IrkenZimParody That was such a WAaAcky dream!

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@DibParody3 Feels tough
I had a friend who was in love with my sister too when I was young, son, don't feel bad about it.

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@DibParody3 I'm just curious where the fuck she got the child from

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@_TallestRed_ I don't know, do I?

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@_TallestRed_ Mhm.

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@_TallestRed_ Right bud, I'll be contacting the NYPD.

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@IZ_Artist @Foodio3000 The ketchup adds an extra flavor

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@IZ_Artist @Foodio3000 What, I do love a good meal once in a while!

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@Foodio3000 @IZ_Artist Fuck that looks good