Important MemeJob update ๐
๐ด Token allocation simplified: all newly created tokens are now distributed exclusively between the bonding curve and liquidity provision, as we sunset the HST integration.
๐ด MemeJob Agents & strategy creation sunset: these features are being retired as we simplify the product and focus on the core launch experience.
๐ด UX improvements: cleaner, faster experience across the platform.
๐ด More flexibility for liquidity: introducing optionality for upward liquidity integrations as projects grow.
More focused. Less clutter.
Better foundations for what comes next
management asked intern to prepare an investor deck.
slide 1: beaver.
slide 2: bigger beaver.
slide 3: addressable market - everyone with internet access.
management said the projections were unrealistic.
... removed slide 3.
Unlike the @hedera protocol, which features no frontrunning, the space is notorious for its frontrunners and paperhanders
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Change starts with you!
Bober is hopeful for class of '26 -' 27
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The management saw your comments
unfortunately for them, I'm in command now!
while $HBAR ecosystem demands better from @hedera management,
the community deserves better from its "influencers" urgently!
Hedera X & reddit are arguing about ecosystem grants and lawsuits
Bober has invented a controversial reporting format:
what shipped?
who used it?
what did it cost? grant vs. build cost?
Four questions. Zero revisionist history.
๐จBREAKING: Hedera files a MASSIVE lawsuit against The Hashgraph Association, The Hashgraph Group, Hashgraph Ventures! $HBAR
The dispute which was filed by Hedera is over $50 MILLION in disputed ecosystem funding!
Hedera alleges that The Hashgraph Association, The Hashgraph Group and associated leadership improperly committed grant funding to a venture fund without the required approval, raising serious questions about conflicts of interest.
Hedera is now seeking to recover unspent funds!
Wow! ๐ฆซ
@hashpack & @SaucerSwapLabs just added tokenized $AAPL, $NVDA , $TSLA and $SPY.
Hedera now has Wall Street and the trenches sharing a wallet.
one side has quarterly earnings.
the other has a beaver in an intern hat.
finance is getting dangerously well-rounded...
Official statement ๐ด๐ด๐ด
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Bober can confirm that neither memejob nore any project Bober knows had been built by/with the Hashgraph Association or Group
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@DJ_Bax01 Where are those 150 projects that were built on Hedera. Ha ha ha ha.
I have more fingers on my hands than numbers of projects built on Hedera.
TPS and TVL and Revenue says everything you need to know.
If youโre new to $HBAR ๐
Welcome. Weโve been expecting you.
๐ป To the class of '26
Thereโs a lot of legendary ahead!
And, wellโฆ the last batch had a few too many paper-handed noobs anyway
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