Lord Hank of House Hill

Why would anyone do drugs when they can mow a lawn?

[Lord Hank of House Hill @MemetimusPrime]

@norcalpenguin @cudaball I know right. Crazy what that former Viking was up to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Lord Hank of House Hill @MemetimusPrime]

@BruceIronsNFL Thoughts on kiesean Nixon not being cut during the game?

[Lord Hank of House Hill @MemetimusPrime]

@KurtBenkert Lafailure getting plenty of practice calling doodoo already

[Lord Hank of House Hill @MemetimusPrime]

@iamRELAX God’s plan vs. Matt Lafleur with a 3rd quarter lead 😂

[Lord Hank of House Hill @MemetimusPrime]

@GamingAndPandas Is this loss?

[Lord Hank of House Hill @MemetimusPrime]

@iamrelax The only thing getting cooked around LeFeeble are this team’s playoff chances

[Tucker Kraft Enjoyer @KraftGOAT]

A literal writer for 24/7 Sports is out here commenting on an FA signing with no mention of his team while cucking for another team in his division

#rentfree

[Lord Hank of House Hill @MemetimusPrime]

@iamrelax The half of the year where football terrorist Matt leflower tortures me is fast approaching

[Packerfan Total Access- Clayton @packers_access]

Isn't it interesting that every stat that gets posted Jordan Love is just right there with the best in the league. Coincidence im sure

[Brian Graham 🦬 @iroasmas]

i hold a record on the kobayashi maru. i’m the fastest person to ever say it was a no-win situation. they said, “george, we haven’t even finished explaining it yet.” i said, “doesn’t matter. can’t be done.”

[Jim @JimHistHub]

Lindsay Graham being reborn as Ben Shapriro’s child for his lifelong service to Israel

[Matt King @yapmatt]

I see Bears fans how found this post…

How sensitive of a fanbase do you have to be for being mad at Ravens fan that says Jordan Love is good?

I think Caleb Williams is great too? I never even mentioned his name 😂✌🏻

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

‘OBSESSION’ has grossed over $370M worldwide.

It will surpass ‘SINNERS’ tomorrow to become the highest grossing live-action original film of the 2020s.

[CJ Floppa @vesper_118]

This but unironically

[Rexy @GeneratorRexy]

"not having parental permission to purchase game" 😭😭😭😭

[SithLordTrell @iTrap4TheHokage]

I want to apologize to sports only and anime only gamers.

At least you actually PLAY your games

[Path To Manliness @PathToManliness]

Europeans arriving for the World Cup:

“The food is actually really good.”

“Wait, they really do free refills?”

“The stadiums are insane.”

“Ok the weather is no joke.”

“Air conditioning isn’t optional here.”

“The roads are complete chaos.”

“Why is this gas station bigger than my airport?”

“Everyone is way friendlier than I expected.”

The 2026 World Cup may go down as the largest American propaganda campaign ever conducted.

And we’re not even trying.

[Lord Hank of House Hill @MemetimusPrime]

@CalebGoatQB1 That new JordanGoatQB1 @ is gonna look so good