Memily Parker

#TooFamousToFunction #wearejesus

[Memily Parker @MemilyParker]

me after a good bonkin from @justinbieber #bigboy

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I farted in a fans mouth yesterday, u r welcome #luckyfan

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Hi guys sorry we have been away, the fame has just been getting abit hard so we took a brake #sosilly

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@hollyknappster suck ur mum ur poor

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guys we have been hacked some of our most famous tweets from the beginning have been DELETED!!!!! #iwillfinduandkillu #grrrrrr

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OMG..! just got shagged by someone who is even richer then me #howisthatevenpossible

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just found out that kim k shat her self and kylie jenner eat it #noice

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it so annoying how everywhere has now got cameras just to take photos of me #leavemealone

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like I only go to school for a charity case #urwelcom

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hi vegans! Ive been begged to be prime minister so I'm goin to do it for u guys xx vote Memily or die ! x #BarackObama

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@MemilyParker these t shirts only cost £999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.99 if u use the discount code ur welcome x

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So guys we have merch coming out for you, you're welcome ! xx use discount code IMASILLYBILLY12 to get 0.1% off xxxxx #charity xx

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@AQA what the crunk why did u invent GCSEs ? My school says my servants can't do them for this is awful. I better get payed for this#charity

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I'm so proud of my self I mean I do charity everyday by just letting people look at my #youwelcom #charity #imagoodperson

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#imsosilly I just shouted for my servants but I completely forgot that I killed them all earlier #awkies #imsorandom

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Confession: I actually walked on something that wasn't a red carpet today, I'm feeling really giving and kind #charity #imAgoodPerson

[Memily Parker @MemilyParker]

OMG!! a poor person just touched me #idocharity #yourwelcom #imsosilly

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can't believe the paps r actually climbing my house to take photos of me like... #howsadcanitget

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as if @kylie Jenner had a party with out me last night #ughh that was the last straw #sillybitch #yourfatandweallknowit

[Memily Parker @MemilyParker]

uhhhh got back for my party in new York and my servants forgot to put my red carpet out like....... WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO WALK ON #yourfired