Memin' an' Schemin'

Schemin', Memin', and Daydreamin'

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"Scheme scheme, plot plot" - Ludacris

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Food that tastes like bark : 👎

Food that looks/feels like bark: 👍

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@marknorm Weak one mark, you can do better

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@SaladinoWR1D Idk the old Pirates logo goes hard

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@PanasonicDX4500 Randy 1000% saw that bird coming lmaooo

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@marknorm one of Utah Valley's baseball announcers sounds like the kirkland brand version of you

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🚨BREAKING 🚨: Undercover CIA agent found dead at Lollapalooza Argentina after taking too much molly causing him to split his cyanide tooth. More on this at 11.

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@barstoolsports @barstoolchicago @EddieBarstool

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@Fighterman_FFRC Maybe not but I am

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@LocalBateman Can't forget this banger too

https://t.co/TxTGBpp1yL

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@MonsterEnergy with the election coming up I just want you to know that since releasing in 2013, white monster has done more for working class Americans than any politician we've had since then and for that I'm grateful.

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@Rainmaker1973 This but each finger is a dart 🚬

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@DillonFrancis Make you come to Ohio and see this bad boy with your own eyes

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@SamFeldtMusic Do you think if you gave Remy from Ratatouille the VR tech from "Ready Player One" he'd be indistinguishable from human controlled characters (aside from being non-verbal)?

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You could put gasoline and half a banana in a smoothie and you would still only taste the banana

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*Kids in the future doing a project on prominent figures in the 21st century* "It says here he liked good pussy and he liked good tree"

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Customers always come in saying shit costs an arm and a leg well grab your chainsaw ma'am I have no control over this stage of capitalism

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Got banned from saying Rizz at work because some boomer on staff read somewhere that it means "to seduce" so now it's considered sexual harassment

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Did you know if you hold an ermine up to your ear, you can hear what it’s like to be attacked by an ermine?

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@AvengersBad Filth