I am

I am that I am

[I am @Memitchmitch]

@thebeardedancap @Mappy6984 Same truth and very funny.

[soby @soby0x]

Might snag a fat girl off hinge and put her on peptides

Basically like mining Bitcoin in 2010

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Funny

[Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth]

Everyone in America should stand behind Anna Paulina Luna, Lauren Boebert, Nancy Mace and others in demanding to know which creepy members of Congress our tax dollars went to pay off sexual harassment claims for.

[I am @Memitchmitch]

@drmarlonperalta @FattyNoNatty I’m on cagri 3mg Reta 9mg. I’m still having issues. Is Reta + Tirz an option? I read your Substack but I didn’t see that option listed.

[AntiDoc @AntiDoc]

He’s only 35.

This is what happens when you take anabolic steroids.

[I am @Memitchmitch]

@watson_chase @fontasis Exactly my thoughts

[I am @Memitchmitch]

@anymanfitness Guide

[David Santa Carla 🦇 @TheOnlyDSC]

C U R R E N T

M O O D

[I am @Memitchmitch]

@anymanfitness Macros

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Bill Gates warns of a new “Dark Age” that is coming … but he doesn’t clarify whether he intends to apologize or not for causing it.

[I am @Memitchmitch]

@morellifit Ebook

[I am @Memitchmitch]

@drmarlonperalta Just subscribed earlier today. I’d like the guide too. Thank you

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

We just witnessed a core childhood memory

[I am @Memitchmitch]

@realKrisCruz Wtf?

[Adam Crigler @AdamCrigler]

Can't wait to see that fat influencer try to fit into one of these.

[Leonarda Jonie @Leonardaisfunny]

Between the ages of 8-11, I was as stalked by a 35+ year old, Jewish drug addicted pedophile. He moved in with his parents, who were a very nice Jewish couple. Less than a year after he moved in, both of his parents were dead.

He was disgusting and creepy. He tried all different tactics to get me alone. He’d see me in the lobby of the apartment building and say things like, “I’m going to shave my head so I look like a rock star. Would you like that?”

When I would leave my apartment, I had to walk past his to get to the elevator. He would listen for the sound of my door opening and poke his head out to see if I was alone. Eventually, I stopped going out by myself.

Luckily, my parents were Albanian and they warned me that there were sickos you in the world who had bad intentions. They knew they couldn’t be with me every minute of the day and they had to prepare me for an imperfect world. Because of this, I was able to identify this man as a predator and took precautions to protect myself.

My whole point is that even as a kid, I was hot.