Memma

Full time beard lover.

[Memma @Memma69]

Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put @GlenfiddichSMW 21 Year Old Gran Reserva - Chinese New Year Limited Edition 2024 from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! https://t.co/fsedlTtXVF

[Memma @Memma69]

@darrengrimes Terrible representation.

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@HumzaYousaf @neilcgray The current Scottish wait times for treatment and healthcare is an abomination. How about we help ourselves first for a change

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@rickygervais Pets. Free speech. Passport

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@ThatSexToyGuy If anyone would know, it would be you 😂🤘🏼

[Memma @Memma69]

@ThatSexToyGuy Was that before or after they gave you some apple?

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@120Harley I was wondering if the bike day care package is for the full 4 days or 1 day please? We’re riding from the UK and want secure parking while we’re there. Thanks! 🤘🏼

[Memma @Memma69]

@TheAfterglowGuy 😂 who doesn’t love them spicy claws 😉

[Memma @Memma69]

@stu_nugent Wee drumstick squashie

[Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @ThatSexToyGuy]

Remember that time I, a ginger Irishman, cycled through the desert and got a tan like neapolitan ice cream

[Memma @Memma69]

@ThatSexToyGuy I can feel for a second opinion?

[Memma @Memma69]

@DougStanhope So long as you still want bacon you’ll be fine. 🥓 fantastic show tonight 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Doug Stanhope @DougStanhope]

What is more likely to kill me?

Smoking cigarettes for 40 yrs... OR... going outside on a Friday night in downtown Glasgow to smoke one single cigarette?

Going down now...

[Memma @Memma69]

@ThatSexToyGuy Rise to vote sir

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@DougStanhope @O2AcademyGla See you tonight 🤘🏼🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Memma @Memma69]

This time last week I’d just seen Clerks 3! Been waiting years and it was so worth the wait 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼 @ThatKevinSmith @JayMewes @BrianCOHalloran @ClerksMovie

[Memma @Memma69]

Looking forward to seeing @DougStanhope on Friday 🤘🏼🥃 can’t fuckin’ wait for a good laugh.

[Memma @Memma69]

@HeartcoreLegend Exactly. The insecurity and falseness just oozes from every post.

[Memma @Memma69]

Just once…I’d love to see an “influencer” that remains fully clothed in their videos.

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

I truly believe most people have no fucking idea who they are, where they stand, or what to do with their lives — because the mob mentality of social media has made people so afraid of being labeled as something they're not that they don't even attempt to be who they are.