counter strike is a beautiful game because it's basically a mixture of chess and gambling. however, low-level play is indistinguishable from a dream where you are punching someone and your fists turn to marshmallows
Nick Mullen was nothing like I expected him to be. He refused to riff with me, stood stony faced through my gay Johnny Bravo bit, and seemed annoyed when I started ridiculing Adam. I feel like the last ten years of my life were a lie
If I owned a wrestling company, show number one would have the first ever Humble Rumble: a 30 person royal rumble style match where I tell everyone they are winning and watch the madness ensue