Craig Horton 🥷

Soft burly, Memphis area native. Current Californian. Snarky sports fan and cheeseburger enthusiast. He/Him/His

[Craig Horton 🥷 @MemphisSissy]

I don't think any line of dialogue in 2022 is gonna top Richie Jerimovich's, "Merry Christmas, Lizards... sounds like we got a real problem out here. Any of you incel, QAnon, 4Chan, Snyder Cut motherfuckers wanna get out of line now?"

[Craig Horton 🥷 @MemphisSissy]

@WhigBiskey @ArtTakesNote Why would Memphis do that?

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@mollyhannahm He stays obsessed with The Grizz.

[Craig Horton 🥷 @MemphisSissy]

@TheRewatchables This one is likely gonna be a tough listen for me.

[Craig Horton 🥷 @MemphisSissy]

@TheRewatchables This is the podcast where I learned that Sean thinks Martin Scorsese directed Summer of Sam. 🤦‍♂️

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This bitch gives me whiplash. It wasn’t that long ago he was claiming Ja needed a change of scenery.

[NBA Courtside @NBA__Courtside]

Kendrick Perkins says we have a real problem with American athletes

“We just watch the Hawks trade Trae Young for basically nothing. Now you got Memphis wanting to trade Ja Morant. Just 3 years ago we was talking about Ja being the face of the fu*king league. The Europeans are coming in a setting a example on and off the court”

(Via @RoadTrippinShow)

[Craig Horton 🥷 @MemphisSissy]

One upshot of Ja being traded is we get rid of all these annoying newbies who pretend they invented Grizz Twitter in 2019.

[Craig Horton 🥷 @MemphisSissy]

The second Dillon was gone, he was a victim, done dirty by the team to all the same people who did backflips to tear him down during that Lakers series.

[Craig Horton 🥷 @MemphisSissy]

If a Morant trade happens, my head is gonna spin with how fast the narrative changes on him instantly.

[Craig Horton 🥷 @MemphisSissy]

The second Bane was gone, he skyrocketed in the ESPN player rankings.

[Craig Horton 🥷 @MemphisSissy]

Just gonna give this a little bump.

[Craig Horton 🥷 @MemphisSissy]

Wonder what she’s up to now. #shockingest

[Craig Horton 🥷 @MemphisSissy]

I get that Kiffin believes in and is betting on himself by striking while the iron is hot. But he could go 8-4 every season and be a king in Oxford.

[Craig Horton 🥷 @MemphisSissy]

Clippers broadcast is showing all these throwback stills from the Grit/Grind-Flop City era after years of denying it was ever a rivalry.

[Craig Horton 🥷 @MemphisSissy]

Be honest… if he doesn’t start his career alongside Steph and Draymond, you’d be talking about him like he’s Kirk Hinrich.

[Craig Horton 🥷 @MemphisSissy]

Woke up to all this Ja/Klay chatter on the bird app this morning.

I’m used to the Ja hate at this point, but I’ll never get used to the Klay glazing.

[Craig Horton 🥷 @MemphisSissy]

Folks talking about him like he’s Larry Bird. Guy was a great off the ball shooter, but let’s not pretend he didn’t reap to benefits of being drafted into a dream situation.

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Maybe not

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Corso is gonna dot the I

[Craig Horton 🥷 @MemphisSissy]

I expect Grizzlies Twitter to be perfectly rational and knowledgeable this offseason.

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Bane desperately needs to work on ball security this offseason.

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If the national media comes out of this series with a "Memphis really disappointed" narrative after rightfully fellating OKC all year but also shitting on Memphis at every turn, I swear to god....