Alani Pamolekun

I do many things, but making timeless music tops that list. #SongsAboutMadeleine is coming.

[Alani Pamolekun @Memphis______]

I and @bryans_pen wrote ROSALEEM OF DAMASCENE. Dedicated to the kids lost at the Syrian war, inspired by @coldplay’s Orphans.

[Alani Pamolekun @Memphis______]

Bring Darwizzy back home.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Darwin Nunez joined the Reds four years ago today 🔴🇺🇾

[Zメ @Only1_ZX]

Tbh I no wan build together. I no wan dey indebted to anyone fr

[Alani Pamolekun @Memphis______]

I want to show you my nakedness.

[Ayo 🦅🔥 @tfbvngz]

When I want to have sex w my girlfriend, I hate just asking "do you want to have sex?" So I try to be silly and ask her if she wants to sit on my face later. Usually gets a yes and laugh. It seems to have a higher success rate because it sounds like a joke but she also knows I want to have sex. So I'm looking for other one-liners similar to that.

Please spare me any overly aggressive lines that you might use w bros. I'm looking for lines that a girl would find funny

[Alani Pamolekun @Memphis______]

@___black72 @KALADIMA1972 @gold_alli1 @Yungxoft411 I’m a changed man.

[Alani Pamolekun @Memphis______]

@4motane @PenguinSensei__ I got confused at the Bibi part. 😂

[Enyinnaya @enyinna_]

There are a host of “good girls,” that are passive aggressive, unteachable, abuse boundaries; and remain ultra selfish whilst you take complete responsibility for her. Some are fat, boring and unalluring.

Some wouldn’t even be like that if they weren’t in a society that encourages them (women) to do as they like. So, they’re not held to any real standards. In fact, that they aren’t promiscuous even gives them a moral high ground. 

So, they think they’re great as they are. Beyond the feel good affirmations and packaging, the idea of doing any real inner work is distant. They would only refine their character when they want something from you; and would resent you if they don’t get it.

You shouldn’t try to make a woman yours because that would involve doing all the things commonly regarded as oppressive. You just do your thing, talk to women, until you encounter someone who’s choosing to be for you; and not because she fears that her options are becoming fewer by the day.

“Encounter” here isn’t to mean that she’d come by like an angel. Your relationship with any of the women you already know can advance into something good. 

But before then, whores may give a man an opportunity to breathe. And they’re easy and temporary. The problem for a lot of men is, they are too superficial to tell the difference between whores and potential mates.

[Enyinnaya @enyinna_]

I could be with broke girls, rich girls, art girls, nurses, waiters, fitness girls, corporate girls, uni girls, teachers, 50 year olds, and so on. It all doesn’t matter to me, as long as I find them enjoyable and it doesn’t require much effort. I’m only strict with commitment.

[Alani Pamolekun @Memphis______]

❤️Ibou #YNWA

[Ibrahima Konate @IbrahimaKonate_]

❤️ @LFC

[Alani Pamolekun @Memphis______]

Fuck off, you fucking bald fraud.

Yesssssssssssssssss

We will be back. #YNWA

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Liverpool FC can confirm Arne Slot is to depart his role as head coach with immediate effect and that the process to appoint a successor is under way.

He leaves with a Premier League title to his name and our deepest gratitude and appreciation.

[Walter 🇳🇬 🇵🇭 🇨🇦 @gamerwalt]

If you want absolute peace in your home, you have to vet for discipline long before you say "I do."

I married my wife, as a virgin.

That was proof of an immense, unyielding self control.

Today, the ultimate payoff of choosing a woman with that level of character is the unforced submission she brings to our marriage.

People love to say a woman submits because the man is the main provider.

But back in 2019, we pooled our resources and earned roughly the exact same amount.

Her respect for my leadership was just as unwavering then as it is today, long after my income tripled.

She offers submission because of who she is and how she was raised, not because of what I make.

Now, I get to watch her instill those exact same traditional values into our kids.

I love every way she disciplines them, balancing perfectly with my own leadership.

When a husband and wife face life together fully committed to their roles, it is an unstoppable force.

What a life we have. And I give God all the glory.

[Alani Pamolekun @Memphis______]

Make I go stream your albums like that.

[Benson @BNXN]

God I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed money 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Yehgha @yaygha]

Cost of date with your 4/10 Nigerian talking stage

- Low end: 20k
- mid range: 40 - 50k
- high end: 100+k

All bills on you. She spends nothing.

Minimum wage: 75k

Probability of sleeping with her ~10%

Cost of 8/10 OS on Tinder: 40 - 60k
Probability of sleeping with her: 100%

It's a no brainer

[Paul Elam @RealPaulElam]

The catastrophe needs to happen. Let them die off naturally, without breeding. They'd just raise criminals anyway. This insanity won't end without a good catastrophe first.

[Chrollo“🎴 @GeneralChrollo]

Ninguna mujer nacida en el siglo 21 merece a este tipo de hombres, ninguna

[Alani Pamolekun @Memphis______]

Man, send that child to that woman.

The boy will grow to hate her.

[UGO 🇬🇧 @heismric]

For the past week your father has been harassing my family and showing up at my Lagos residence unannounced, with threats about taking my away son, again.

Now I get a call from the Lagos State Ministry of Justice Public defender, social services department that you filled, yet another false petition accusing my sister of forcefully taking my son from you, when in fact you left him on his sick bed unattended with no adult supervision, because “you went to the market” but filled such petition, even tho you know he was taken to our family hospital, treated and has been spending time with me? Just like you falsely accused my sister in London to the UK’s social services of trying to take our son from you too? Which was again disproved.

You asked to spend time with him a few days to his birthday today at 9am on WhatsApp. I responded by 2pm today that he can be dropped off to you tomorrow if you can confirm if that works. But you were at the Lagos state ministry by 4pm filling a false petition, damm!

My boy is not even officially British yet, I still have to give that to him in a few months, yet your family keeps trying to take advantage of him, first to emotionally blackmail me into giving in, then for your visa sake, and even now, wants to try and use him again, and again, and again!

It’s okay for you to enjoy self-destruction, but dragging my boy to forcefully remain with you in Lagos and forfeit his life in the Uk and dual citizenship is a deep level of reckless wickedness for a child you claim to love, yet steady putting in harms way.

[Alani Pamolekun @Memphis______]

A fantastic read!
I see an outcome in the continual feminisation of important institutions and governments to a dire end. An end where the least feminised men will save civilisation. But then, my mind is ever thinking outcomes, I wish to live long enough to see the end of this.

[Alani Pamolekun @Memphis______]

Wetin Frank suppose do Chike. He go dey beg am. 🤦‍♂️

[Big Sman.🍥 @MR__Sulaiman1]

⚠️ VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED: This story contains sensitive content involving infidelity and personal betrayal.

In a shocking revelation, a man reportedly caught his close friend on the phone arranging to sleep with his wife while he was away at work. Upon confr0nting his friend, the man was allegedly told that the woman he had married was in fact his friend’s ex-wife, and that the two had been involved in a s£xual relationship.

[Alani Pamolekun @Memphis______]

@AceKing003 @___black72 Him dey use him life play

[Alani Pamolekun @Memphis______]

@___black72 I shake head for you. 🥲