MenVSWomenJokes

Who will win ? MEN or WOMAN?

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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

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All men would still really like to own a train set.

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Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.

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Men forget everything: Women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.

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Only men who have worn a ski suit understands how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she's wearing a jumpsuit.

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Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.

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Impulse buyin is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.

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Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of women.

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Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.

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Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.

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No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.

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Men own basketball teams. Every cheerleaders' outfits get tighter and players' shorts get baggier and longer.

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All men would still really like to own a train set.

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Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.

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Only men who have worn a ski suit understands how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she's wearing a jumpsuit.

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Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.

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Impulse buyin is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.

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Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of women.

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Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.