David Barratt

Dave Barratt's American Thing, Poetry Corner, Men With Ven, The Beatles Complete On Ukulele, Dubchek, Karito, Yellow Note.

[David Barratt @MenWithVenUK]

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@BigBubbleUK @KingGeekUK @DanSwag @moshing_don @pcoyte @WhitstableMan @craigavery1

[David Barratt @MenWithVenUK]

@guerillacricket A cry went out across the world, a song of glory and of victory.

A most lovely sound, carried from the suburbs of Sydenham to the very heart of Adelaide. And we cried as one, again and again, until triumph was finally secured…
GO HARDER!
GO HARDER!
GO HARDER

[David Barratt @MenWithVenUK]

@guerillacricket And we few, we lucky, happy (some might say clinically insane) few, who listened through the long night, would carry this moment forever, lodged deep within us. We would recount it to children, grandchildren: what happened on this day, and how it felt to be there

[David Barratt @MenWithVenUK]

@guerillacricket Today is the day.
The day we thought impossible.
The day the tides turned and hearts swelled beyond their bounds.

The day when dreams hardened into memory, and two humble Saxon names: Jacks and Smith, rose, improbably and irrevocably, into legend.

[David Barratt @MenWithVenUK]

@guerillacricket GO HARDER!!!

[David Barratt @MenWithVenUK]

@guerillacricket JESSOP ALERT KLAXON.

GO HARDER!!!

[David Barratt @MenWithVenUK]

@guerillacricket It is time for cricket.
Not that flimsy pageantry of pyjama contests, but Test cricket as described by Global Guerrillas
Where tea is sacred, tempers fray like cheap linen, and lubed up men dressed in nothing but bucket hats shout ever louder…

GO HARDER!!!

[David Barratt @MenWithVenUK]

@WhitstableMan Are you saying that the £10,000 I sent you in Nigeria didn’t get there?

[David Barratt @MenWithVenUK]

@guerillacricket MAGA

Make Archer Great Again!!!

[David Barratt @MenWithVenUK]

@SkyCricket This is a great idea if there is the jeopardy of relegation for the bigger teams and India play Pakistan.

[David Barratt @MenWithVenUK]

@guerillacricket I accidentally put the sound up on TNT and I thought…

Harmison please shut up you ignorant, ludicrous, stupid, irrelevant, senseless, trivial, simple wankbubble.

GO HARDER!!!

[David Barratt @MenWithVenUK]

Loving the new Grey Haired Wokes.

He GO HARDER!!!!

[David Barratt @MenWithVenUK]

@guerillacricket Stat Attack.

If Root gets out in the 90’s I think it will be the first time three batsmen have got out in the 90’s in an innings without anyone in the side getting a century.

GO HARDER!!!

[David Barratt @MenWithVenUK]

@guerillacricket Crawley didn’t go HARD ENOUGH!!!

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@guerillacricket Obviously this is not ideal but of course the only thing to do is GO HARDER!!!

[David Barratt @MenWithVenUK]

@guerillacricket
GO HARDER!!! (obviously)

[David Barratt @MenWithVenUK]

@SamEwen Are you back on The Crack again?

[David Barratt @MenWithVenUK]

@guerillacricket GO HARDER!!!

[David Barratt @MenWithVenUK]

@NeillBlomkamp I’d go with 1910 - 1930

Antibiotics/Anaesthetic/mass-production/Fascism/Communism/Refined Capitalism.

[David Barratt @MenWithVenUK]

@guerillacricket
Three days a in…
After the riots
After the bloodshed.
After the football stopped (and then started again).
After weeks and weeks of gratuitously banal hundredball.

The great game is back.

Time to tune into Guerrilla Cricket and it is time to…

GO HARDER!!!

[David Barratt @MenWithVenUK]

@guerillacricket

Bring back Bazball.

GO HARDER!!!