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They/them; Curating interests where nobody in my real life has to listen to me discourse for 3 hours about anything

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Cillian Murphy winning the Oscar as
the royal family rapidly declines in numbers, territory, relevance, public favor, hair? This is the Irish revenge my granny promised that I would see in my lifetime…

[Räuber Hotzenplotz @halinorin]

FUCKKKK?-)/$

[Jubby @taeminluvr7]

taemin dared to ask the question. what if a twink had asthma

[🏹 @pansymoons]

if anyone’s gonna have cute but also vaguely haunted looking dolls modelled after himself just lying about on an oddly ornate bench in his apartment it’s gonna be lee taemin

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

Every time myocarditis is trending I know my feed will be nothing but high school dropouts with a 4th grade reading comprehension pretending to be virologist and immunologist.

[blaire erskine @blaireerskine]

happy fuck the supreme court day to all who celebrate

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

I’m a recovering pleasure to have in class, which means I’ll still probably do what you want but now I’m not happy about it

[David @homesweethomo]

I would LOVE to start a thread of queer-owned companies that you can buy pride merchandise from instead of corporations that simply do not care about LGBTQIA+ people except for profit! If you have any, please comment below!

[MenaceOffMain @MenaceOffMain]

@casual_cheese more time for eating cake, honestly

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

I CANT HOLD THEM BACK MUCH LONGER

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

“We HAVE to protect these innocent children from perverts! Now LET ME SEE THEIR GENITALS.” — Kansas Republicans

[alli!@CCE!🔜 @allisuncos]

Personally I never look up the lyrics to Hozier songs. It feels like an invasion of privacy. If Andrew wanted me to know the words he would’ve enunciated

[Silvia Killingsworth @silviakillings]

Was it firing everyone

[MenaceOffMain @MenaceOffMain]

Filed my taxes and had yet another nightmare exchange with @Chase so if anyone in a country with socialized medicine, a simplified tax code, and actual regulation of financial institutions is looking for a roommate hmu ☠️

[MenaceOffMain @MenaceOffMain]

@casual_cheese

[laurel @pigeoncowboys]

life can be pretty cool because you can get a bagel. but there’s also the horrors

[MenaceOffMain @MenaceOffMain]

@casual_cheese My entire senior thesis was a hallucination fic (the final hallucination being that it won a prize)--10/10 recommend, will not make you go a little crazy at all (lie)

[MenaceOffMain @MenaceOffMain]

@ChaseSupport Letting the CFPB handle this one but thank you for your concern

[MenaceOffMain @MenaceOffMain]

Just as a hypothetical, if @Chase were to offer a credit card promotion on their website, note it on the application specifically, then turn around and pretend they have no idea what you're talking about in spite of all evidence to the contrary, would you consider that fradulent?

[MenaceOffMain @MenaceOffMain]

Asking for a friend.😒