Menachem Silverstein

The Brad Pitt of Orthodox Jews | Writer: TBS Digital, IFC Digital | Comedian | As seen on @jimmykimmellive @nbc @fxnetworks

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Being Jewish

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What would you have already died of if you’d been born in the middle ages

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@EricRogersHere @therealrussellp Love him

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@philmscribe What if we need psychological help ?

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@andycompton_ Sounds like a horror film

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@EricRogersHere Indeed. That’s WAY better than it being Ass

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@kylieoralobell Live is a strong term

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@jewishmemequeen @heyjonaspodcast The worst “your mom” joke I’ve ever heard.

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@jewishmemequeen Have you been eating? You sound thin

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@jewishmemequeen Nah! You rich to afford that!

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@jeffreyhoward33 How sweet

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@gabebraxton Unless you’re possessed

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@rachel_reviews Give it a BAT score

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@EricRogersHere @snarkylicious Or museums dedicated to Data from Star Trek

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@gabebraxton But still love you thin

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@gabebraxton I preferred you thick!

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@jewishmemequeen But what if it’s for fashion?

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@BuhBah03 Incredible. But what are the odds Bear owns a duvet with the title card… probable?

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@yoniChanowitz What soul?

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@jewishmemequeen You’ll never learn

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@EricRogersHere @screenrant Mazels

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@jewishmemequeen But you won’t go to hell for eating it. Worth it