𝚆𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍𝚕𝚢 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝙷𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎𝙱𝚞𝚐(?)

really big, very squishy, dummy thick! | Minors DNI | No art is mine | selective | Mutuals = DM access

[𝚆𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍𝚕𝚢 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝙷𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎𝙱𝚞𝚐(?) @MenacingScoli]

𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚍 𝚂𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚙𝚎𝚍𝚎 𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜!

𝙽𝚘 𝚃𝚇𝙱𝙾𝙾- 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚔 𝚘𝚗 𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝
𝙽𝚘 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚜 (𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝)
𝙽𝚘 𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚜
𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚋𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚗𝚘 𝚌𝚞𝚍𝚍𝚕𝚎𝚜

[𝚆𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍𝚕𝚢 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝙷𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎𝙱𝚞𝚐(?) @MenacingScoli]

Dog is always welcome to go with bug

[🐾🦴 - 𝑳𝒖𝒄𝒂𝒔!~ @TheCutest_Doggo]

This dog gets really sad each time you leave to work... But always excited when you're back!~

[𝚆𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍𝚕𝚢 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝙷𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎𝙱𝚞𝚐(?) @MenacingScoli]

@TheCutest_Doggo [Insert Among us suspicious noise here]

Are you sure?

[𝚆𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍𝚕𝚢 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝙷𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎𝙱𝚞𝚐(?) @MenacingScoli]

// ask da bugue directly then (and bring the toll)

[🐾🦴 - 𝑳𝒖𝒄𝒂𝒔!~ @TheCutest_Doggo]

// PLEEEEEASE

[𝚆𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍𝚕𝚢 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝙷𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎𝙱𝚞𝚐(?) @MenacingScoli]

// Maybe instead of living in dreams you would like them to made into truth?~

[𝚆𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍𝚕𝚢 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝙷𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎𝙱𝚞𝚐(?) @MenacingScoli]

[Their Scolipede who refuses to stay in the Pokeball is now sniffing deer butt, hoping to smell heat or some musk...]

[𝚆𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍𝚕𝚢 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝙷𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎𝙱𝚞𝚐(?) @MenacingScoli]

@FW3NCHFWY I see not a single problem.

[𝚆𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍𝚕𝚢 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝙷𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎𝙱𝚞𝚐(?) @MenacingScoli]

@GooeySlut [You feel an ominous look on you... As if someone is watching you closely]

[𝚆𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍𝚕𝚢 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝙷𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎𝙱𝚞𝚐(?) @MenacingScoli]

@SavanaBooty [Bug just rolls their eyes at the noise the so-called "lion" is making, barely tolerating their presence (bug loves Sandi anyway)]

[𝚆𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍𝚕𝚢 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝙷𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎𝙱𝚞𝚐(?) @MenacingScoli]

Bug and their trusted [Readers name here] going to the nearest PokeDonalds (bug will remove their entire fridge)

[𝚆𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍𝚕𝚢 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝙷𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎𝙱𝚞𝚐(?) @MenacingScoli]

[Sniff-sniff... Stinky.]

[𝚆𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍𝚕𝚢 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝙷𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎𝙱𝚞𝚐(?) @MenacingScoli]

// Hmmmm.... Bug will consider.

[ℝ 𝕠 𝕔 𝕜 𝕪. @raccboytoy]

🦝.

k but I get to pick which pose first

[𝚆𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍𝚕𝚢 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝙷𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎𝙱𝚞𝚐(?) @MenacingScoli]

// He's cute, has attitude and tight holes. I see not a single reason why not to

[ℝ 𝕠 𝕔 𝕜 𝕪. @raccboytoy]

🦝.

Omg are u asking my boy out on a date

[𝚆𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍𝚕𝚢 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝙷𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎𝙱𝚞𝚐(?) @MenacingScoli]

// I'll buy candies champagne and stamina candies

[ℝ 𝕠 𝕔 𝕜 𝕪. @raccboytoy]

🦝.

Not rn tho I'm at work for like 5 more hours ewww

[𝚆𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍𝚕𝚢 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝙷𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎𝙱𝚞𝚐(?) @MenacingScoli]

// I mean... If you're asking...

[ℝ 𝕠 𝕔 𝕜 𝕪. @raccboytoy]

🦝.

Just pump a baby in me atp aughh 😔

[𝚆𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍𝚕𝚢 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝙷𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎𝙱𝚞𝚐(?) @MenacingScoli]

// This twink under me... Hexa support him!

[ℝ 𝕠 𝕔 𝕜 𝕪. @raccboytoy]

🦝.

Cracked dive-mains rawdog you even through teamwork it's just hard to solo-dive nowadays 😔

[𝚆𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍𝚕𝚢 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝙷𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎𝙱𝚞𝚐(?) @MenacingScoli]

// Meanwhile a humble teammate with a pair of eyes and communication: haaaaai.

Gotta love how diver characters can be countered with TEAMWORK. And not staying silent while Spiderman claps your cheeks on flanks and BW is sniping out our arses.

[ℝ 𝕠 𝕔 𝕜 𝕪. @raccboytoy]

🦝.

Brainless MK doesn't get at least 15 finals after every good match + have you seen a diving MK? That shit's fun as fuck I love doing it, they never expect it 😭✨️

[𝚆𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍𝚕𝚢 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝙷𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎𝙱𝚞𝚐(?) @MenacingScoli]

// The brainless MK stereotype exists for a reason buh

[ℝ 𝕠 𝕔 𝕜 𝕪. @raccboytoy]

🦝.

Bestie I was talking about TRUE DPS/MK mains not the typical Strat mains that try the first DPS they judge as "braindead" like squirter girl 🫩

[𝚆𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍𝚕𝚢 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝙷𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎𝙱𝚞𝚐(?) @MenacingScoli]

// I once lured out an MK in 1v1 fight in quickplay and the first thing they did is put down an Ankh and shoot at it continuously... I was standing behind them and doing nothing as Jeff, watching them just doing the funniest shit i ever saw

[ℝ 𝕠 𝕔 𝕜 𝕪. @raccboytoy]

🦝.

People tend to underestimate the threat-level of a Moon Knight with actually good aim who's able to land shots even without the ankh and I'm all here for it lawl

[𝚆𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍𝚕𝚢 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝙷𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎𝙱𝚞𝚐(?) @MenacingScoli]

@SavanaBooty <----

Literally has the puffiest doughnut known to pkekind

[𝚆𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍𝚕𝚢 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝙷𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎𝙱𝚞𝚐(?) @MenacingScoli]

[escarabajo se da cuenta de que la mirada del extrano alienígena esta fija en el... ]

@Tenmatokita