Melinda Alexander

[Melinda Alexander @MendyJean]

My parents are so concerned with Christmas photos of my siblings with families. Why doesn't anyone ask for a 4x7 of me holding a present under a Christmas tree?

[Melinda Alexander @MendyJean]

@_kyle_ray_ I just can't find the right lighting why is beauty so hard

[Melinda Alexander @MendyJean]

*4 years later* is this thing still on?

[Melinda Alexander @MendyJean]

@_kyle_ray_ Get ready bb, my tweets will have you in stitchesss.

[Melinda Alexander @MendyJean]

@leighgildner i love u more.

[Melinda Alexander @MendyJean]

@ajfulks aweeeeee thanks ! That was a fun night!

[Melinda Alexander @MendyJean]

Me right now on web md: it's either diabetes, sickle cell anemia, or I've been bitten by a snake.

[Melinda Alexander @MendyJean]

Does it still count if your kale is covered in ranch dressing?

[Melinda Alexander @MendyJean]

Getting in the holiday spirit! @FrothyMonkey

[Melinda Alexander @MendyJean]

Thoughts when you loose an insane amount of hair in the shower: am I dying?

[Melinda Alexander @MendyJean]

When you get multiple forks with your chinese takeout. But it was just for you. Just you.

[Melinda Alexander @MendyJean]

@aselrod yessssssss!

[Melinda Alexander @MendyJean]

You guyz I just really miss Alan :( @aselrod

[Melinda Alexander @MendyJean]

James just asked if we could be sister wives but NO. @aselrod and I made a sister wife arrangement many moons ago.

[Melinda Alexander @MendyJean]

#tbt best friends forevaaa @aselrod

[Melinda Alexander @MendyJean]

Jeremy was all like "no instagram" and I sayz "k" USA!! Enjoy

[Melinda Alexander @MendyJean]

I just got a couch dropped on my feet and this is where I am in life.

[Melinda Alexander @MendyJean]

When a guy stands you up to feed his cat... #foreveralone

[Melinda Alexander @MendyJean]

"Someone messaged me on tinder saying 'hey beautiful' so I blocked them" - @Simply_Sawyer

[Melinda Alexander @MendyJean]

Thought about lying and saying I was eating for two so no one at @WaffleHouse would judge me.