i’ll give my period a smooth 3.5 days to do her biggest ones. but on day 4? i decide that i am spiritually, emotionally, mentally, and physically done. she better figure that shit out, because i’m not about to dedicate anymore time to that nonsense.
i actually think "surface level" friendships are very healthy. not everyone in your life has to be your ride or die. some friends are for the gym. some are for going out. some are just for complaining about work or bureaucracy. when you stop expecting everyone to be your everything, the disappointment disappears. those deep convos and connections are for the 2-3 people closest to you
The fact that sperm can survive inside a woman’s body for up to five days just waiting for an egg to drop so it can get you pregnant… men are actually evil. 😭
terrorists are kidnapping people- una go do skit.
nigerians fry akara to cope with the bad economy - una go do skit.
nigerians are going through xenophobic attacks - una go do skit.
what exactly is funny about these situations? are you people cursedddd???