Menesbaddie💗🪷

Rt princess

[Pelumi @Msliterarylover]

Me: Omg you read too? What is your favourite book?
Them: Atomic Habits
Me:

[cp 🪩💋🍸 @theBKbelle]

i’ll give my period a smooth 3.5 days to do her biggest ones. but on day 4? i decide that i am spiritually, emotionally, mentally, and physically done. she better figure that shit out, because i’m not about to dedicate anymore time to that nonsense.

[D ♱ @_diana_salam]

he’s still playing the 13yr old hit drake gave him cause none of his last albums produced enough hits btw

[𝔻𝕒𝕟. @fwdaniels]

they’re extremely ruthless when they fall out of love

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

i actually think "surface level" friendships are very healthy. not everyone in your life has to be your ride or die. some friends are for the gym. some are for going out. some are just for complaining about work or bureaucracy. when you stop expecting everyone to be your everything, the disappointment disappears. those deep convos and connections are for the 2-3 people closest to you

[sugamummy 🧚🏽‍♀️ @ceraliza]

Had the courage to give a guy I liked at the gym my number…😐

[Rosita’s Daughter 🤍🇭🇹 @trinarose_]

Why are ya making dating so miserable. Like omg we’re literally just supposed to be laughing and fucking.

[didi @_meraam]

ending on bad terms saves you from romanticizing what you had lol

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

I fear she ate you up with this 😭😭

[𝓞𝓶𝓪 🎀 @justmercy__]

The fact that sperm can survive inside a woman’s body for up to five days just waiting for an egg to drop so it can get you pregnant… men are actually evil. 😭

[Menesbaddie💗🪷 @Menesbaby_]

@n0takc0rsm @NigeriaStories Like this must be a mad joke

[Sole Woyinka @_littlehuman_]

I love it when people i like want to see me all the time.

It is actually one of my biggest indicators of if someone is into me or not.

[issy🫧 @islamiyaaaah]

i hate asking for stuff bc if you tell me no i will start resenting you like seriously

[Blessing @Effiongsbaby]

"You be woman nau, women no really get problems like that"
You're crazy, God will punish you ni.

[tobi jacobs! @thejacobsss]

terrorists are kidnapping people- una go do skit.

nigerians fry akara to cope with the bad economy - una go do skit.

nigerians are going through xenophobic attacks - una go do skit.

what exactly is funny about these situations? are you people cursedddd???

[ZAHEER! @iam_YCee]

“a nation of fools will always have something to laugh about”

🙂

[Menesbaddie💗🪷 @Menesbaby_]

I have people doing this🤣🤣🤣🤣whyyy

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

This guy periodically checks in to see if I’m still in a relationship 😂😂

[🦇 @psychovampiree]

nobody will love you more than the mentally unstable girl with severe attachment issues

[Deen @Hangmvn_]

Just sent my first “I could come get you “ since I bought this car

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

i kept saying huh otp to my boyfriend and he hung up and texted me this 😭😭😭😭