Menny Mae

Wife. Mom. Nurse. Amateur gamer. Professional smartass.

[Menny Mae @Menny_Mae]

Where the hell do I even wear this and who’s taking me there? 😍 https://t.co/vCbNiWpcwG

[Menny Mae @Menny_Mae]

If someone has a problem with my parenting, I wish they would tell me to my face instead of talk shit to my kids and upset them. I’m so sick of the petty bullshit while I’m playing nice. You want to make me the bad guy? That’s fine. I’ll be the bad guy. 🙃

[Menny Mae @Menny_Mae]

@jennnnybird I literally told jason that tiktok should have a sad bitch filter so it doesn’t show any sad videos when you’re down. Lol

[Menny Mae @Menny_Mae]

@jennnnybird Talking shit about shit. Lmao

[Menny Mae @Menny_Mae]

The last thing my patients need is whatever nasty sickness I have. Yet, here I am absolutely terrified to call in. This whole “loyalty to work over your health” mentality has got to go.

[Menny Mae @Menny_Mae]

The way I’m GRIEVING the death of my favorite tiktok cat at 4am shows how mentally unstable I am. #PotRoastsMom #PotRoast #FlyHighLittleBird

[Menny Mae @Menny_Mae]

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[Menny Mae @Menny_Mae]

It’s too early for this children wanting breakfast nonsense. Like you just ate last night. 🙄

[Menny Mae @Menny_Mae]

How the hell am I the “safe person” and caregiver for 6 other human beings when I can barely remember to feed and water myself every day?

[Menny Mae @Menny_Mae]

You ever just wanna disappear?

[Menny Mae @Menny_Mae]

“You look tired.”
Me: wow rude
Also me:

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

COMIN OUT OF MY CAGE AND I'VE BEEN DOIN JUST FINE

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

It's about chocolate, it's about flour, we eat cookies, we devour.

[Menny Mae @Menny_Mae]

I met my long lost sister at my mother’s funeral. Sounds made up but it’s literally my life. 🤣

[bell⋆ 🍉 @spiderlingdaya]

he is spider-man on and off the screen. https://t.co/glK83QSbss

[Menny Mae @Menny_Mae]

The lady at the health department told another patient “you look nice and warm”. Meanwhile I’m in leggings and a hoodie with no bra. 😬🤣

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

You are beautiful ❤️

[Menny Mae @Menny_Mae]

I need a heated toilet seat. And heated floors. That is all.

[Menny Mae @Menny_Mae]

Why can’t I just text a picture of my arm to the health department to show my tb test is negative? ITS 2022 AND YALL ARE STILL MAKING ME GET OUT OF BED FOR THIS??

[Menny Mae @Menny_Mae]

It was definitely a chigger.