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You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.

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Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.

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You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

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There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.

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Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.

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My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.

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You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'

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I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.

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I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

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I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

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Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

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Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.

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@iFunnyChef still waiting on my first feat chef just thought u did not notice me 😭

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For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

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I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

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I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

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@iFunnyChef awesome features today

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Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

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I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.