Mens Bathroom Update

Humor from the Men's Room. The most honest place a man can go.

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This white porcelain, like a fresh snowfall, is a fleeting glimpse of purity marred by man's activity. #mensbathroomupdate #snow #purity

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"The suspense is terrible... I hope it lasts." - Willy Wonka #mensbathroomupdate

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Sometimes...#dingleberries #mensbathroomupdate #realtalk

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I could wash my hands but it's probably better to take a shower after that.
#mensbathroomupdate #Showtime #suchamess

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My element🚽, my muse🎶,my sanctuary ⛪️.
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#iceberg #mensbathroomupdate

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The calm before the storm and I search desperately for somewhere to take refuge. #mensbathroomupdate

[Michelangelo @itsmimo]

Bending the rules biology and anatomy, my body has only produced liquids today...#mensbathroomupdate

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"I haven’t had a poop, probably in six years. That’s because I’m scared of my wife."
-PRESIDENT OBAMA #mensbathroomupdate #prezquotes

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Will #bulletproofcoffee give me #bulletproofpoop or is it just a catchy name? #mensbathroomupdate

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90% of the time,"Can you watch my stuff" @Starbucks means, "I've put it off as long as I can but now I really have to dump." #socialdumping

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One coffee, one turd. #efficiency #mensbathroomupdate #floater

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Saying goodbye is never easy... Especially when it involves Kimchi fried rice. #mensbathroomupdate #sour

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It's 97 degrees outside…be thorough. #mensbathroomupdate #humid #weather

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"When we remember we are all poop, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."
-Mark Twain
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