If you can’t afford the $200 fee for EVO just go to the roulette table and bet $200 on red. If you win it’s free entry and if you lose your dumbass was not guessing right on throw loops anyway so it saved you the weekend.
If you are seriously complaining about Yujiro you need to look at yourself in the mirror. He's a martial artist. No stupid ass swords or guns, no teleporting, no dumb magic. Just straight fucking hands and feet and yall still not satisfied????
The Kazuya player exists in a permanent state of video game martyrdom.
They knowingly pick a character with high execution demands, then use that "difficulty" as an emotional shield for everything.
If you Win that's pure talent. Superhuman dedication. Beating you with Kazuya is basically climbing Everest barefoot, and they want you to know it.
Lose? The game is broken. You cheesed. Your character plays itself. "I have to be TEN TIMES better than you just to win." "I spent 1000 hours labbing my Perfect Electric, I DESERVE to win."
In reality? A huge chunk of their gameplan is a 50/50 coinflip. Winning a mixup doesn't mean you "read their soul", it means you guessed right.
But the Kazuya player will never admit that. They're a purist in a world of braindead spammers. Everyone else has no hands. Their character is honest. Yours isn't.
The result: an endless loop of frustration, ego protection, and zero actual growth. They're not playing to improve. They're playing to feel superior, and that superiority only exists in their head.
A friend sent me this and honestly... I have no notes. 💀 #tekken8
U try and recommend a free game to play with ur friends and that you will teach them and they say “I don’t wanna play deadlock” then they go boot Overwatch or League. Ok ur loss