Chloe🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

I am actually seven remarkably smart mice in a comically large trench coat. with a top hat. and a fake moustache. and feelings.🇵🇸

[Chloe🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @MentallyQuill_]

@neganliker @ImThinky So will I I'll break your creaky kneecaps grandpa

[Chloe🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @MentallyQuill_]

@JamesMarriottYT Thanks babes xx

[Raisin | Great Sibling of the Middle 💜⛓️🦩 @MiddleDonclair]

Decisions decisions

[el ✴︎˚｡⋆🍈 @thesubwaymp3]

same height bracket, understand each other’s humor, i fear they might be soulmates that won’t realize it until a decade passes

[𖤐 ! evil tim sutton @faggotmaneater]

Cmon ladies we’re waiting for marble hornets 3

[💚zidev06💫 | STREAM SOLAR SHUTDOWN @RandomDev06]

you might be old but are you 5

[⦻birdie loves ceviche ⦻ @n_nicaela]

Step on the gas? #marblehornets #creepypasta

[Anime Aesthetics @anime_]

Found it

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[🐌🪷 Bogsnail 🦑🌊 @b0gsnail]

I rewatched all the Toy Story movies recently with my roommates and we realized the plot of every Toy Story movie is woody being right all along and nobody fucking listening to him

[Shadow Knight @shadowknightdk]

saying whodunnit instead of a murder mystery

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[THE X FILES AESTHETICS @XFilesAesthetic]

Lol 😆

[el ✴︎˚｡⋆🍈 @thesubwaymp3]

hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom-pom
get it hot like papa john
make a bitch go on and on
it's a femininomenon

[mary @elaine_stritch]

hey the girls and I are gonna pop six squish uh-uh cicero lipschitz later if you’re free

[Ben/Bea 🪲🩸🎬 @The_GM_is_God]

At the farmer’s market with my so-called “girlfriend”
She hands me her cellphone, says it’s my dad
Mannnnn this ain’t my dad
This is a cellphone
I threw it on the ground

[tim @FlamingButtWind]

McDonald's is the place to rock
It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat
It is a good place to listen to the music
People flock here to get down to the rock music

[rocky @WAYSTIAR]

(quietly) This could work.

[alex 🌈🌙 🪐🐿️🍅🍜 @albatrosslor]

i do find it funny that taylor gets blamed when travis plays poorly and now travis is getting blamed for taylor’s not-so-great lyrics. equality achieved ❤️