Grunthos the Flatulent

I am going grey around the edges and thick around the middle. I can walk and chew gum at the same time. I have played in traffic and I do not recommend it.

[Grunthos the Flatulent @MentisNZ]

@AtheistSpinster Give it ten minutes…

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@AtheistSpinster @Ford What’s the minus40???

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@Leslieoo7 Louis Quease?

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@AtheistSpinster @rebecca_ryder21 https://t.co/eJ7bWvHTge

[Grunthos the Flatulent @MentisNZ]

@johnjoe @RonFilipkowski But wattle that achieve?

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@TweetWillHall @realGigiJ @GavinNewsom An average of almost 3.8 felonies per world leader!

[Muriel Vieux - 🇺🇸 🇭🇹 #TheAmericanHaitianPoet @MurielVieux]

Hey All @AtheistSpinster asked me to pass this message along for her @clubbing_guy

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@AlevierDorja @TerribleMaps Yeah! Fighting Northist propaganda.

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@dieworkwear Hey c’mon, sometimes pandering demands sacrifices be made.
(CC: @AtheistSpinster)

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Nobody who composed an “Enemies List” has ever been on the right side of history. That is all.

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@AtheistSpinster @RealLucyLawless Don’t worry. It’s a bit broader than the usual Kiwi sarcasm, but it’s sarcasm nonetheless.

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@kim Reservoir Dregs

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@VoterRooter @bobcesca_go And zero IQ points between those ears.

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@jdawsey1 Wotta buncha snowflakes.

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@moronsdog @OurShallowState $100,000 per inch?

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@AtheistSpinster @Tazerface16 Latent, blatant, something like that. Wording is difficultly.

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@OurShallowState 1+5+5=11. 2+1+7=10. QED.

[Grunthos the Flatulent @MentisNZ]

@craigtimes @jeffschweers Well you don’t want shots fired inside the building endangering innocent passers-by.

[Stansaid Airport @StansaidAirport]

@elonmusk What do I win?

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@EdMix13 @ThinkingAtheist Dude, “Māorian” is not a word - it’s just “Māori”. Kudos for the macrons though.