District Menu Comedy

The best improv & stand up shows featuring the most fun from DC and beyond! IG- @districtmenucomedy

[District Menu Comedy @MenuComedy]

#NewProfilePic

[Pete @peteybergen]

“Typecast” the movie

Starring:
Denzel Washington: guy who gets shit done
Kate Winslet: imperfect but still gorgeous “everywoman”
Tom Cruise: cocky guy who plays by his own rules
Paul Giamatti: manager/agent
Juliette Lewis: girl you always think is about to bang someone
And…??

[District Menu Comedy @MenuComedy]

@Luke_Null But that Chicago Improv sketch

[District Menu Comedy @MenuComedy]

Saw this Zillow sketch on SNL last night and honestly thought they had hired comedian TJ Ferguson as a writer.

[Pete @peteybergen]

Matt Gaetz is impotent.
Pass it on.
@mattgaetz

[District Menu Comedy @MenuComedy]

@danishunts https://t.co/kis6s4IbN0

[District Menu Comedy @MenuComedy]

@crankyface Where to start

[District Menu Comedy @MenuComedy]

@peteybergen Backstreet > NSYNC

[District Menu Comedy @MenuComedy]

Ha. Leslie Jones sharing a great and timely sketch from @TonyAtamanuik

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

Y’all laughing but this is what will happen when he has to leave White House!! Get your out ass out!!

[District Menu Comedy @MenuComedy]

👇👇👇👇👇👇

[Michael Beschloss @BeschlossDC]

We did not know Presidential winner for certain before midnight on election nights in 1960, 1968, 1976, 2000, 2004, 2016. No one should pretend there would be anything historically unusual if that happens again in 2020.

[District Menu Comedy @MenuComedy]

Read this

[Cleavon MD 💉 💉 💉 @Cleavon_MD]

Trump: You know, our doctors get more money if someone dies from COVID

Truth: I took a 20% pay cut due to less patients. Lost 3 colleagues & 27 y.o. cousin. Cried countless times delivering news of deaths to families. I'm doing more for the U.S. than you!

[District Menu Comedy @MenuComedy]

@jj_redick Hoop Dreams

[District Menu Comedy @MenuComedy]

Watch this thread!
#thefirst48ish

[Pete @peteybergen]

Me and @mikaelljohn have made 11 one minute episodes of our improvised sketch series!

Episode 1: Pilot
https://t.co/fjte37MsZB
Episode 2: Dirty Pen
https://t.co/c8AdXdENF5
Episode 3:
Nerds
https://t.co/MFH8WhkKa4
Episode 4:
Nailed It
https://t.co/tx2x8vG0JL

[Pete @peteybergen]

The first person I am hugging after all of this is the person that invented the “skip intro” button for Netflix.

[District Menu Comedy @MenuComedy]

Facts

[Pete @peteybergen]

Ladies, if your man’s closet looks like this, run away.
He’s done too much improv.

[District Menu Comedy @MenuComedy]

@TonyAtamanuik @realDonaldTrump Amazing

[Pete @peteybergen]

Promotional photo released for the upcoming season of
The Handmaids Tale
#GeorgeFloydProtest #DCProtests

[Pete @peteybergen]

“The president just used a Bible, a sacred text in the Judeo Christian tradition at one of the churches in my diocese without my permission.......
And I am outraged” - Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde (Episcopal Diocese Of Washington)
#GeorgeFloydProtest

[Pete @peteybergen]

Staying busy during quarantine but I’m still rusty AF
#comedy #standupcomedy #OpenMic #Quarantine
https://t.co/5H6db7G8xq

[District Menu Comedy @MenuComedy]

@rafaelshimunov This hasn’t aged well and it’s been a day