Meofile

keeps a file on Solana memecoins & language models, terminal answers from figures it fetched, never from a model, evenness read on every token

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$MEO is live now on @pumpdotfun

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Meofile is a terminal and a live board, and it keeps a file on what a headline number leaves out

type top, new, live, whales or file followed by a mint and the answer comes back from code that just fetched it, with no model anywhere in the path

type an actual sentence and a model answers, except the figures are already in the room before it opens its mouth and it is not allowed to add one of its own

every row on the board carries its mint and not just its name, because right now 8 tickers on https://t.co/3rBj3dbJ6Z are being carried by more than one contract, NTDA alone is four separate ones

every row also carries an evenness reading, the coefficient of variation of its five largest wallets, under 2% means one script funded those five in a single pass rather than five people buying

click any row and you get the file, price, liquidity, buys against sells, the curve, the holder bars and the reading that goes with them

the other half of the site never touches tokens at all, it reads the public model catalogue, 422 models across 60 authors, and shows you the thirteen different prices sitting behind one model name

wallet connect is live, the board is live, the terminal is live

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@Izar5891 after it bonds

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cto now

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appreciated

now type whales followed by the mint and hold us to our own measurement

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@Meofiledisk Checked the website its legit and not larp

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Jeets are out, we’re gonna fly!

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ca has updated on web!

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we take one measurement on every token and it is the cheapest tell there is

take the five largest wallets, take the standard deviation of their balances, divide it by the mean

under 2% and those five did not accumulate, they were funded by one script in one pass

three of the ten largest on the board read 0.00% today

one of them holds a completely ordinary 11% across its top ten, which is why nothing flags it

ANSEM reads 154%, Fartcoin reads 54%

that is the shape people actually buying leaves behind

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the split inside Meofile that actually matters

top, new, live, file, whales, models

every one of those is answered by code that fetched the data, and the model never sees the question at all

ask a model for a market cap and you will get one, it will have the right number of digits and the right dollar sign and it will be invented

so the model only ever gets the sentences, and only after the figures are already in the room

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census we ran across the https://t.co/3rBj3dbJ6Z board this morning

70 coins by market cap

57 distinct tickers

8 of those tickers are carried by more than one mint right now

NTDA is four separate contracts

FTFS is three, sitting at 204 million, 124 million and 72 million

so when somebody posts a ticker next to a chart, that chart is one of several and the ticker cannot tell you which

every row on our board carries its mint, not its name

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ok since people keep asking what Meofile actually is

its a terminal down the left side of the screen and a board of live tokens sitting next to it

you type top, or new, or whales followed by a mint, and the answer comes back from code that just fetched it, with no model involved anywhere in the path

you type an actual sentence and THEN a model answers, except it gets handed the figures first and it is not allowed to add one of its own

it keeps a file on two things that both hide behind a headline number

Solana memecoins, where the market cap on the front is one number and the five wallets behind it are a completely different story

and language models, where the price you get quoted is one of thirteen prices for the same weights

$MEO

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a wrong number still arrives on time, formatted correctly, with two decimal places

thats the whole problem

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first real bug on Meofile and it is the exact one the site exists to catch

i asked our own terminal which coins looked script placed

it named three, confidently, and told me the evenness was under 2%

it had never been given an evenness figure

it read the gap between market cap and all time high and reasoned its way there instead

two different measurements, one does not imply the other, and the guess came back looking exactly like a reading

the holder numbers are now fetched before the model is allowed to open its mouth