mallory⚓️

College Grad. 2 Jobs. Momma 💙💚

[mallory⚓️ @MeowItsMallory]

I have been binge watching the Vampire Diaries for the millionth time & I MISSED @iansomerhalder and @paulwesley in Indiana. Could I just have some luck? 🙄

[mallory⚓️ @MeowItsMallory]

It’s sad that a double standard is OK. What happened America? It is not OK to burn down buildings, threaten lives, beat people, loot buildings and put fear into others. Get your shit together. We may not always agree but RESPECT what you cannot change.

[mallory⚓️ @MeowItsMallory]

My two year old really just told me to get out of the bathroom he needed some privacy 🤨 like boy you don’t get privacy at two #BoyMom #AbramJames

[mallory⚓️ @MeowItsMallory]

Abe said “mommy you be in my heart” and then I melted. He can be so damn sweet ❤️

[mallory⚓️ @MeowItsMallory]

My two year old heard someone blasting @lukecombs and told me “mommy I love Luke combs” so guess what we are listing to 💙 my country lovin boy #AbramJames

[mallory⚓️ @MeowItsMallory]

Abram decided to wake me and the baby up at 5:30am so I made his butt get in the stroller and go on a walk. The whole time he said “take me home I want a nap.”

[mallory⚓️ @MeowItsMallory]

My 4 month old has a tooth 😭

[mallory⚓️ @MeowItsMallory]

We are eating when Elliott decides to take a big ol 💩 & Andrew goes to pick him up and gets it all down his arm 🤣 he keeps going “there is shit down my arm” I can’t stop laughing 😂

[mallory⚓️ @MeowItsMallory]

Please tell me why my 2 year old was behind me when I was backing up going “beep beep” 😂

[mallory⚓️ @MeowItsMallory]

Leave it to my child to talk about boobies in my dad’s restaurant.

Waiter: what would you like to eat
Abe: I like boobies
Waiter: I can tell
Abe: I like mommy’s boobies (then pinched my moms boobs)

Our waiter thought it was hilarious but boy is he his fathers son 🤦🏼‍♀️

[mallory⚓️ @MeowItsMallory]

Me: Abie mommy loves you so much! Do you love mommy?

Abe: mmm no, Abe just loves trucks mom

Cooool 😭

[mallory⚓️ @MeowItsMallory]

Today was the first day in a long time that Abram has made me cry when I left him. He said “mommy I love you don’t go work” 😭

So here I am bawling like a baby in my car because I feel horrible having to leave him.

[mallory⚓️ @MeowItsMallory]

The other day Elliott was crying and Abe goes over to Elliott saying “don’t cry baby you want abe to sing you a song” and he proceeds with “Abe is your sunshine” 😂😂 my kid legit talks in third person and it’s the cutest 🤣

[mallory⚓️ @MeowItsMallory]

Elliott turns 3 months old soon and I want to cry. I need him to stay a baby forever 😭

[mallory⚓️ @MeowItsMallory]

@KandaceSlayton If you lived closer I so would! The kids and I walk every chance we get.

[mallory⚓️ @MeowItsMallory]

Either my boobs got bigger or just saggy...

[mallory⚓️ @MeowItsMallory]

Abram just told me to put his gummies down because I’ll eat them all 😂

[mallory⚓️ @MeowItsMallory]

I love when I’m watching a movie with my two year old and he turns around to hand me a Booger 🥴

[mallory⚓️ @MeowItsMallory]

Woke up to feed the baby and Vanessa Bryant has me balling 😭 those three girls deserved a chance to live a longer life 🖤🤍

[mallory⚓️ @MeowItsMallory]

Guys idk why I struggle with technology so bad but I just had to YouTube how to do things on Facebook 😂 #IAmOlderThanGoogle