Marissa Melius

Rockin' that invisible illness like its no one's business

[Marissa Melius @MeowMeowMelius]

#cosmicbingo Whistle by BlackPink

[Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnson]

Seventh. Since. Monday. https://t.co/jJ8l5KYPx0

[Marissa Melius @MeowMeowMelius]

Thuggin it hardcore with our organic kombucha dranks at Northfield JustFood CoOp #trueOGs https://t.co/XNqFLD5IBT

[Marissa Melius @MeowMeowMelius]

Takoyaki and a sushi boat for date night! https://t.co/p40v6RVkLY

[Marissa Melius @MeowMeowMelius]

That moment when you slap on some synthetic snake venom eye masks and realize you might be going… https://t.co/qQewaVFvzr

[Marissa Melius @MeowMeowMelius]

Happy birthday, Grandma Ladda! https://t.co/3oChXK8LJC

[Marissa Melius @MeowMeowMelius]

Mask night at the Iberius (aka Iberg-Melius) household 👽❤️👽 chutchugada https://t.co/BVGiXw5JBl

[Marissa Melius @MeowMeowMelius]

When your class is about to discuss St. Augustine's Confessions so your prof throws on Usher's Confessions part II #gettininthemood

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Futanari is not an italian pasta dish. Do not ask for the futanari alfredo at a Buca Di Beppo's. I learned this the ~hard~ way.

[Marissa Melius @MeowMeowMelius]

Josh and I brought little Knox home today from @animal_humanemn in Golden Valley! He's the most… https://t.co/Mr5in0nFBW

[Marissa Melius @MeowMeowMelius]

@kinkyixing I am getting a learner's permit this week as well 😎

[Marissa Melius @MeowMeowMelius]

@kwithaneight but also it has been warmer in Moscow (and much warmer in St Petersburg) than it has in Northfield this whole month #notwinter

[Mara Wilson @MaraWilson]

When someone defends their shitty comedy by saying "it's satire!" Ask them what, exactly, they're satirizing, and watch them squirm

[Marissa Melius @MeowMeowMelius]

Went to Russian Hollywood, got a tour of their new Anna Karenina film/miniseries set WHILE THEY… https://t.co/NdVi0YVGYm

[Mara Wilson @MaraWilson]

Yes yes yes this https://t.co/siMjZDohvN

[Jack Whitehall @jackwhitehall]

Ha my father just tried to put some music on that wasn't Buble. I just shut his ass the f**k down. We're on 48hour Buble lock down.

[Marissa Melius @MeowMeowMelius]

@kwithaneight am jellin. I got Sorels though so I am halfway there to being the basic stolaf bitch.

[Marissa Melius @MeowMeowMelius]

@stolafSGA oh my goodness! I never win anything! THANK YOU 💛💛💛