fart guy

pronouns: bro/dude

[fart guy @MeowcowIsPretty]

Slipping fiber gummies into your girl’s food and insisting on being the big spoon>

[fart guy @MeowcowIsPretty]

Reading about the Texas chainsaw massacre on Wikipedia while tailgating someone’s brand new Cadillac Escalade

[fart guy @MeowcowIsPretty]

Currently taking a leisurely walk with Antonio Carlos Jobim in my ear

[fart guy @MeowcowIsPretty]

I pity any mosquito that bites me expecting a delicious snack when it’s really just unrelenting rage and chlamydia that he’s sucking

[fart guy @MeowcowIsPretty]

Wonder if I’ll ever meet xXSgtSquirt6994Xx in person

[fart guy @MeowcowIsPretty]

@tragicbirdapp Lil axe in foot

[fart guy @MeowcowIsPretty]

@legendisarmani @OnlyFansPostinL You need your ass beat

[fart guy @MeowcowIsPretty]

@PlanetJohnnyEX @OrwellNGoode I'm terrified to take my 2001 f150 into the woods with its open diff

[fart guy @MeowcowIsPretty]

@Serfdumb92 @umami_salt @GreenTextRepost I like the pacing but it seems almost too fast. A real radio station would drag this shit on for too long

[fart guy @MeowcowIsPretty]

@OrwellNGoode Good for her tho

[fart guy @MeowcowIsPretty]

@PenisParker6789 @descisgay @LimitedAnd @GoodReddit Gas and styrofoam is real napalm, diesel and styrofoam is the worse version

[fart guy @MeowcowIsPretty]

@descisgay @LimitedAnd @GoodReddit I've tried diesel but gas works a lot better. The gas does a lot better of a job at dissolving the styrofoam

[fart guy @MeowcowIsPretty]

@VLubev @OrwellNGoode It's a joke that radio stations are really fucking annoying and do nothing but talk and repeat the same shit 3 times instead of playing actual music

[fart guy @MeowcowIsPretty]

@stopitbuffoon I love your hair coop

[fart guy @MeowcowIsPretty]

@Brandon38263769 @DpressedUwU @greentext_BOT @OrwellNGoode

[fart guy @MeowcowIsPretty]

@Bristlebot1 @griffraff97 That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard

[Von👨🏼‍💻 @hzowater]

@zaptiee # old people

[fart guy @MeowcowIsPretty]

@lloyd_fungus

[fart guy @MeowcowIsPretty]

@spiketickett Nothing a perc won't fix