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26, 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽, Mexican not Italian, cashapp $Yesseniagl

[DarkJ 💙💛🍉 #SupportMayaImamori @Artulean_Alpha]

This legendary clip is now lost media and during #His administration no less. Very sus, Paramount...

[kaz @kazscomplaining]

#全世界都爱敖尹 #ValkoIsLoved #BringValkoBack

[kapilansh @kapilansh_twt]

That laptop's been through it 😭😭😭

[Hua @chienhua_abby]

my theory

[sunny𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @chainsawchuu]

baby this is hoodwinked

[sen 🎡 🫶🏻 lesbian galinda truther @mxssamericana13]

listen, I respect the decision. all I’m asking is that the writers and directors just quietly give her character an offscreen task she’s doing bc I will turn that movie off the second I see a funeral scene for queen clarisse renaldi.

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

Keep your door locked 😨

[Cat 🐈 @CuteCatsMagic]

Relax

[bryce @blairsmcrae]

the ironic part about it is they would’ve won had they sang this song

[Bowtied German || 🐓 @bowtiedgerman]

In college I let a ‘friend’ borrow my car and he crashed it

“Sorry man, I’ll cover the damages, no worries” he says

Two weeks later it’s out of the shop, I text him the invoice like he told me to do

“At the advice of my lawyer, I will not be paying this. Any follow up communications will be logged as evidence of harassment”

It’s shocking how many people turn into absolute weasels when it comes time to settle up

[びび @vivi_cosmoch]

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[toe socks @dom0d4chi]

went to a high school reunion tonight and heard two ex classmates say “oh here comes the bts girl”

[hal 🕸️🕸️ @haliwriteswords]

this happened to me when a girl came into my job wearing an everyone watches women’s sports shirt and i was like omggg girl do you watch the pwhl? she stared at me like This and i was like ohhh the wnba? Stared At Me Again. i said the nwsl?? DEAD STARE. so i gave up.

[Briellé @ponyswaan]

The protagonist never complains about whether they are in the center spot.

[nodgesam 𓆙 @gaemonspalehair]

this video kills me every time i see it 😭

[francesca bridgerton’s widow @ladywestcliffs]

never fails to crack me up btw