MerBitch

Mermaids are too pretty to be bothered with land guys & land drama. Grow a fin. ✌ #brunette #mermaid #queen #17

[MerBitch @MerBiiitch]

will pay for someone to break in my sperry's

[MerBitch @MerBiiitch]

I can go from a 2 to a 10 in 1 hour flat

[MerBitch @MerBiiitch]

I'd rather be unhappy together than miserable apart

[MerBitch @MerBiiitch]

I'm an asshole

[MerBitch @MerBiiitch]

being drunk on a Thursday is the best part of college

[MerBitch @MerBiiitch]

college >>>

[MerBitch @MerBiiitch]

stfu obama

[MerBitch @MerBiiitch]

sometimes it just clicks 💕

[MerBitch @MerBiiitch]

back & better than ever 😘

[MerBitch @MerBiiitch]

@FitAndHonest 😏😈

[MerBitch @MerBiiitch]

why does everyone tell me I'm the devil ?! 🙈😈

[MerBitch @MerBiiitch]

Give me what I want or I'll find someone who will 💋

[MerBitch @MerBiiitch]

perfect teeth > 😋

[MerBitch @MerBiiitch]

i'm a boss ass bitch 💄

[MerBitch @MerBiiitch]

too excited for prom with him though 😍👫💞

[MerBitch @MerBiiitch]

follow me merbitches

[MerBitch @MerBiiitch]

@shrinking_bitch 😳😳 I'm so sorry

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I really want a pair of vans 🙏🙏

[MerBitch @MerBiiitch]

at the end of the day, it's your job to make me feel loved. fucking do it