immaculate disaster

Pro-Selfie. #HashtagEnthusiast. Believer of Mermaids.

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

I love this app because I sometimes bump into the thoughts I would never let out.

[immaculate disaster @MerMagz]

This was crazy.

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

CALEB WILLIAMS YOU ARE RIDICULOUS

📺: NBC

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

BROWNS WIN!

[immaculate disaster @MerMagz]

Which one is Tom Holland? And isn’t this like, all the superheroes in the same place? He didn’t realize Tony was missing? Idk. I have questions…

[Movies Scenes 🎫 @SceneinCinema]

Did you know that Tom Holland didn’t know it was Tony Stark’s funeral? The directors told him it was a wedding to keep Avengers: Endgame a secret, as Tom Holland is famous for spoiling earlier movies.

[immaculate disaster @MerMagz]

@NolaChef504 That’s crazy. Our Twitter accounts are older than your sobriety? And I don’t say that to downplay it or anything, but more so to be like “damn, we’ve been on this app a long ass time” lolol

Congrats brother. Really really.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when everyone replies to your story except the target

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

my vibe going into NYE

@crosscountrymtg | 📺 https://t.co/1xG7l14y6A

[immaculate disaster @MerMagz]

Whopper

[LadyValor @lady_valor_07]

You have to name him the last thing you ate

[immaculate disaster @MerMagz]

Who is the photographer in the white tee? #jakejoshua

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How much cocaine do you think is in that arena right now? #jakejoshua

[Elmo @elmo]

This was Elmo's best year ever! ❤️

[immaculate disaster @MerMagz]

Idk I just wanna put Christmas lights on everything.

[immaculate disaster @MerMagz]

Tonight is the first night I’ve ever gone to bed with a tiny Dino on my nightstand 🥹

[immaculate disaster @MerMagz]

My husband said “girl I’ll always be in your DMs…but I gotta go talk to this lady.” 🙃

[𝒶rα˚˖𓍢ִ໋ @yslmammi]

I really miss those days when people use to write long paragraphs for your birthday and waited until 12:00 tryna be the first one to send you

[immaculate disaster @MerMagz]

I just hope my son never stops saying “nuh” instead of “one”.

[immaculate disaster @MerMagz]

@Whotfismick Istg if I see Tom Hanks and a cow jump off the roof of a Dollar General, I’m gunna lose my mind.

[Adam Hall @AHallMusic]

“Why are you tuning into Fox News and CNN when they’re both just trying to sell you the same exact fear?”

My pastor is getting after it this morning. 🙏🏻

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

me checking the news every day