Meredith

From a Pepper Family | Female Filmmaker | Bachelor of Fine Art in Changing a Car Tire

[Meredith @MerMerfunky]

Hello.
This is my formal request to replace the phrase “copy cat” with “duplicate dog.”
Thank you and goodnight.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

(slam poetry open mic)

do NOT touch the
ARMA-
DILLOS.

It's 9 bands,
not FOR
hands.

ADMIRE,
from a
dist-
ANCE.

armadill?
no.
mo.

(everyone snaps)

[Meredith @MerMerfunky]

@andiekay_ I would like to read and could I request a compare and contrast on Earl's Gotta Die by The Chicks??

[Meredith @MerMerfunky]

At a work conference a man found out I was a film major and he suddenly defended his opinions of favorite movies with support from the YouTube channel he watched, “It’s called Cinephile, with c-i-n-e like cinema. You should check it out!”

[Iris 💫 @Jest_Iris]

POV: we both reach for the beef rose and there’s only one left. You let me have it. Call that a meat cute

[Meredith @MerMerfunky]

@jayellen96 Maybe it’s the same thing that compelled me to give you full control of the charcuterie board??

[Meredith @MerMerfunky]

Ya’ll know when Enchanted is re-released it’s gonna be game over…I can’t even imagine #TaylorsVersion

[Meredith @MerMerfunky]

Why did The Story of Us music video not win an Oscar?

[Meredith @MerMerfunky]

@MelanieFunky_ LOL yesss

[Elizabeth Banks ❄️ @ElizabethBanks]

Nope

[Meredith @MerMerfunky]

@MelanieFunky_ Plz stahp cyberbullying

[Meredith @MerMerfunky]

@MelanieFunky_

[Meredith @MerMerfunky]

@MelanieFunky_ How dare you exclude me!

[Meredith @MerMerfunky]

@MelanieFunky_ I don’t get the reference?

[Meredith @MerMerfunky]

@McMarypants There’s a system called Remind101 this that can make this dream a reality

[Meredith @MerMerfunky]

@MelanieFunky_ Listen, I’ll figure out some way for you to really sweat at 8:50AM because dad is slow to respond with the AmEx CVC number to simulate a pre-sale.

[Meredith @MerMerfunky]

@MelanieFunky_ You’ll do anything for the vaguest rush of a concert at this point won’t you??

[Meredith @MerMerfunky]

The day is starting some sort of way when you have Sleep at Night stuck in your head at 9:30AM.

[Meredith @MerMerfunky]

CC @McMarypants

[Meredith @MerMerfunky]

Maybe.