Mercedes Jensen

don't whine, drink wine

[Mercedes Jensen @MerSadieBenz]

@ActuaryDog I would buy this just for the three TI-30XS MultiViews tbh 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Mercedes Jensen @MerSadieBenz]

@ActuaryDog Woohoo! Thank you! 💃🏼

[Mercedes Jensen @MerSadieBenz]

Minnesotans say “bag” and “beg” the same way. #DontchaKnow

[Mercedes Jensen @MerSadieBenz]

#ElectionDay gives off similar vibes as The Bachelor... I have a feeling this is going to be the ~most dramatic season yet~ 🇺🇸

[Mercedes Jensen @MerSadieBenz]

My cats all day: 😴😴😴 ... My cats when I’m on a work call: 🗣🤮🤼

[Mercedes Jensen @MerSadieBenz]

Recently had to say my social security number over the phone and accidentally started reciting my memorized credit card info. You know how embarrassing it was to correct myself? I was tempted to just leave it and start a new life

[Mercedes Jensen @MerSadieBenz]

In honor of Schitt$ Creek ending... I’m gonna start watching allllllll over again. Season 1 Episode 1... here I come! #SchittsCreek #EwDavid

[Mercedes Jensen @MerSadieBenz]

@JoshElvig *sigh* hesitant to share this news with my cats... 😕

[Mercedes Jensen @MerSadieBenz]

Dan’s driving directions: “we just have to take 71 to 265” 😎 Mine: “we have to take the highway by the mall then take the exit past that carwash I like, then stay on that one until one exit past Brittany and Eddie’s house” 😬

[Mercedes Jensen @MerSadieBenz]

@amacdonald12 You just ruined my day wtf #🗑

[Mercedes Jensen @MerSadieBenz]

I love being an older sister

[Mercedes Jensen @MerSadieBenz]

I always worry that my future kids will be stubborn..... anyway, here’s a picture of when I got my cat a new bed 🙃

[Mercedes Jensen @MerSadieBenz]

@djjense babe leave work now 😎

[Mercedes Jensen @MerSadieBenz]

PSA: the Macarena dance goes with ANY SONG EVER.