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[Sana Ebrahimi Ledene @__Injaneb96]

Mr @NYCMayor,

I say it as an Iranian New Yorker: You are a human garbage.
When our people were getting slaughtered and hunted like animals by the Islamic Republic terrorists, you stayed silent. You didn't say a word. Now that the regime, the murderers of our people are under attack, you came out of the woodwork to defend them.
You are an Islamist human garbage and I fight your agenda as long as I breathe.

[Merc @MercPipeShop]

@amandacvance You’re cringe

[Merc @MercPipeShop]

@ImMeme0 Imagine being so stupid you can’t see that this is satire

[Merc @MercPipeShop]

@SarahisCensored Ed hardy has never been punched in the face and it shows

[Merc @MercPipeShop]

@LaurenWitzkeDE This is a satirical video 🤡

[Merc @MercPipeShop]

@LYLENEIGHOFF3 @OriginalSTP Count your days STP!

[Sarah Ellison @sgellison]

Don’t forget, the Washington Commanders didn’t care about the Ravens’ 24-game preseason win streak.

That’s why they played their first-team offense against the Ravens’ second- and third-team defenses for the entire first half.

That’s also why G Sam Cosmi went from saying nobody gives a “s**t” about the “stupid record" … to doing The Griddy in the end zone when his starting unit scored on Ravens backups.

That’s why K Joey Slye gestured an L to the sideline after his game-winning field goal.

That’s why new co-owner Magic Johnson posted about how much fun it was to break the streak.

That’s why WR Jahan Dotson said in the locker room afterward: “I feel like we just had the biggest preseason win in history.”

It’s all because they didn’t care.

[Merc @MercPipeShop]

@dylan_dethier If your swing looks like this, you shouldn’t be permitted to have your wedding at a golf course

[Merc @MercPipeShop]

@DailyLoud That’s not a forklift. It’s a front loader.

[Merc @MercPipeShop]

@_Bookman0 Padres lost today

[Merc @MercPipeShop]

@ChipotleTweets You’re a burrito restaurant, you didn’t go to college.

[Merc @MercPipeShop]

Glad they didn’t raise Rihanna any higher. Biden would’ve had to shoot her down.

[Merc @MercPipeShop]

@_Bookman0 🧢

[Merc @MercPipeShop]

If eating 7-eleven hotdogs is wrong, I don’t want to be right

[Banks @BarstoolBanks]

JOE FLACCO ELIMINATES THE STEELERS FROM THE PLAYOFFS

[Merc @MercPipeShop]

@JasonIsbell

[Merc @MercPipeShop]

@chillguydan Griner could have been the merchant of death as well. Bringing a deadly marijuana stick into a country!

[Merc @MercPipeShop]

Time to cut Justin Tucker

[Jordie @jordiebarstool]

94 minutes for a 0-0 tie. It was exciting for a few minutes there but it’s insane that this is the most popular sport globally. It’s inherently terrible

[Merc @MercPipeShop]

@ActionNetworkHQ 3F