mercedesdawg

salty and sleep deprived

[mercedesdawg @MercedesDawg]

Can’t believe it’s already been a month! ❤️💍

[SirDimetrious @SirDimetrious]

Time flies! Happy one year anniversary @MercedesDawg 🍾

[mercedesdawg @MercedesDawg]

@SirDimetrious Happy anniversary ❤️

[mercedesdawg @MercedesDawg]

@jagatai888 @SydneyBranaman Down!

[mercedesdawg @MercedesDawg]

These bots got nothing on me
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(I’ve died consistently to Bot Harvey)

[SirDimetrious @SirDimetrious]

I’d like to introduce you guys to my coworker

[mercedesdawg @MercedesDawg]

Major puppy fever rn… idk how much longer I can stay strong

[mercedesdawg @MercedesDawg]

I feel like such an adult, I finally got a Costco membership

[mercedesdawg @MercedesDawg]

Love that DoorDash’s recommended “Wallet Friendly” section all had restaurants with $9 delivery fees 😭

[mercedesdawg @MercedesDawg]

Because why NOT made a @SirDimetrious themed cake?!

[mercedesdawg @MercedesDawg]

Missing Mallorca currently

[mercedesdawg @MercedesDawg]

@caramel_cam_ff @SirDimetrious A mistake that will not be made again

[mercedesdawg @MercedesDawg]

Not @SirDimetrious and I accidentally paying €32 for sunscreen 💀😭 never again

[mercedesdawg @MercedesDawg]

There’s nothing like listening to the Shrek 2 soundtrack at work

[mercedesdawg @MercedesDawg]

@SirDimetrious Oh god no

[SirDimetrious @SirDimetrious]

I get married in a month :)

[mercedesdawg @MercedesDawg]

@SirDimetrious @Gladd

[mercedesdawg @MercedesDawg]

There’s nothing better than the AHS theme song

[mercedesdawg @MercedesDawg]

This but reversed @SirDimetrious 🥰

[mercedesdawg @MercedesDawg]

My toxic trait is setting a timer for 4 hours and 25 minutes instead of preheating the oven to 425 degrees :)