Mercedes Del Ray

Brighton based secret author. Offbeat smutty romance and bodice rippers.

[Mercedes Del Ray @MercedesDelRay]

Just getting my #Facebook page up and running. Some likes would be great.

https://t.co/Xw5WlO47p0

[Mercedes Del Ray @MercedesDelRay]

@MarylewisMcrae In the heart of stormy seas, where towering waves crashed against the ship's hull, a crew of weathered sailors clung to the mast, their spirits as wild as the tempest, fueled by rum, bum, and baccy. #ChatGPT @naughton

[Pan Am @FlyPanAm]

Thirty four years ago tonight, the world learned of the inhuman act of destroying a 747 with 259 passengers and crew. We pause to remember each and every one of the victims of Pan Am 103 and the 11 citizens of Lockerbie, Scotland who lost their lives. You are not forgotten.

[Mercedes Del Ray @MercedesDelRay]

Why are British Airbnb hosts still allowed to accept bookings in private homes where guests are sharing facilities with the owners? I thought we were in lockdown. Selfish hosts and guests who ignore the law are putting my community at risk. @airbnb @BorisJohnson

[Mercedes Del Ray @MercedesDelRay]

Your staff instruction to refuse cash payments in your shops is discriminatory against customers who don’t have a credit/debit card. Some people aren’t allowed them! Most other shops have found a way to take cash payments so sort it out please. @TheBodyShopUK

[Mercedes Del Ray @MercedesDelRay]

Wondering if anyone at @Ladbrokes got sacked this morning for putting x1 wager casino bonuses of £50 in lots of customers’ accounts. It must have been a mistake but to their credit they paid me the nice amount I won within an hour or so.

[Mercedes Del Ray @MercedesDelRay]

@BillsRestaurant I hear you haven’t paid Service Scan for their mystery shopping services. Shame on you. And shame on Service Scan for passing on the loss to their shoppers. I always thought they were a reputable company. It would seem they are not. And nor are you.

[Mercedes Del Ray @MercedesDelRay]

@glastofest good to see #janetjackson has a #bbw in her dance crew.

[Mercedes Del Ray @MercedesDelRay]

Kush just got out of bed after supposedly shagging Kat with his pants on?😂 #eastenders

[Mercedes Del Ray @MercedesDelRay]

I miss Bianca’s Smut Shack!

[Mercedes Del Ray @MercedesDelRay]

Since I discovered @teamprofitcom and matched betting I’ve made £1200! Means I can spend less time at the day job, and more time #writing #smut

[Mercedes Del Ray @MercedesDelRay]

@CCfunkandsoul when you come to Brighton next month, would you play this? Johnny Guitar Watson - Booty Ooty https://t.co/k48Rmwelit

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Theresa May is sitting in the garden listening to the #RoyalWedding while drinking rosé muttering that she didn’t want to be invited anyway... #kitileaks

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

I’m saying nothing...

[Mercedes Del Ray @MercedesDelRay]

I’m a soul girl who’d never heard of #avicci until a few days ago. I have to admit, when I went on #youtube I found I knew some of his stuff and liked it. The videos are great too!

[Mercedes Del Ray @MercedesDelRay]

Fantasizing about #shagging in a #beachhut in #Hove

[Mercedes Del Ray @MercedesDelRay]

Is it naughty to shag your #airbnb guests? #brighton

[Mercedes Del Ray @MercedesDelRay]

Flashing my stunning vertical smile at a hot new follower.

[Mercedes Del Ray @MercedesDelRay]

@Number10cat #moviesbycats Cat-Ass

[Mercedes Del Ray @MercedesDelRay]

I have to say that watching Live From Daryl’s House is so addictive it distracts me from #writing https://t.co/nffQqOEBNy

[Mercedes Del Ray @MercedesDelRay]

#amwriting and I can see the sea out of my office window. I love living in #brighton