❃Mercedes❁

if you don’t like Elf, I don’t like you 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[❃Mercedes❁ @MercedesLayne]

@CarlyBSmith3 @kayleedlewis @kourtneyneil @cgullett96 All I’m saying is we never lost a game to SES 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[❃Mercedes❁ @MercedesLayne]

@kayleedlewis @CarlyBSmith3 @kourtneyneil @cgullett96

[❃Mercedes❁ @MercedesLayne]

Quarantine has brought me to watching Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and I just want to say I cringe every time they do their interviews because their hair is in their faces ALL THE DAMN TIME 😅😅😳😳 #Realhousewivesofbeverlyhills

[❃Mercedes❁ @MercedesLayne]

I think I can speak for everyone here, GIVE US THE W-2s ALREADY 😅😅😅😅

[❃Mercedes❁ @MercedesLayne]

@mikka_chels Coasted into gas station with 1 mile until empty 😅

[❃Mercedes❁ @MercedesLayne]

I have a dog laying cuddled up in front of me as well as one behind me, and honestly there’s no place I’d rather be than between these two ❤️😍😊🐶 #Dogmom

[❃Mercedes❁ @MercedesLayne]

Note to self: Wrapping gifts and drinking beer do not mix, I’ve been since 7 trying to wrap the same damn pile of gifts and not even made a dent, also to make things worse my dog drank the beer I spilled #MerryChrysler

[❃Mercedes❁ @MercedesLayne]

@kayleedlewis I could think of a million other reasons why I would want to go back to grade school other than lice checks 😂

[❃Mercedes❁ @MercedesLayne]

Ok migraine you are not a good time, straight up real talk #OVERIT 😕😒

[❃Mercedes❁ @MercedesLayne]

Screaming to the top of my lungs wouldn’t not even in the tiniest bit release the stress I have built up in every ounce of my body...🙄😒😤

[❃Mercedes❁ @MercedesLayne]

@CarlyBSmith3 That is so crazy, she looks fine either way 🙄

[❃Mercedes❁ @MercedesLayne]

@__mackavelli_ Ohh lort, brought back the deepest darkest of memories 😂

[❃Mercedes❁ @MercedesLayne]

@mikka_chels Let’s not even go there 😂😂🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[❃Mercedes❁ @MercedesLayne]

Did someone capture this vid of me, bc it happens every damn time 😂😂🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[❃Mercedes❁ @MercedesLayne]

@kourtneyneil Swear to god I had a bruise on my arm from last Sunday and idk how🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[❃Mercedes❁ @MercedesLayne]

Ok life you win, my white flag is up and the feeling of defeat is really high right now 😕😠

[LIZZO @lizzo]

Idk what I’m doin or how in doin it sometimes... I just hope u feel me

[❃Mercedes❁ @MercedesLayne]

I’m done with begging people to care that could care less if I’m dead or alive 🤷🏼‍♀️ #AlwaystheBlackSheep #Nomore

[❃Mercedes❁ @MercedesLayne]

I’ve been on a mission for over a month to find Winston a harness...5 harnesses, 20 some escape attempts, wrestling moments and many bite marks later we found this damn gremlin a harness that he can’t get out of. I will not be outsmarted by a Wiener dog 🧐🤨🥴 #WinstontheWeenie