Mercedes "Mercedes Ohlen" Ohlen

my name is mercedes ohlen, but my friends call me mercedes ohlen.

[Mercedes "Mercedes Ohlen" Ohlen @MercedesOhlen]

@SlavOnMyKnob187 jackalope

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Probably the weirdest time for me to get really into Bossa Nova but that's happening

[acervo sex and the city @archivesatc]

my head if they made inside out

[Mercedes "Mercedes Ohlen" Ohlen @MercedesOhlen]

tonight we let the Dolly talk

[Mercedes "Mercedes Ohlen" Ohlen @MercedesOhlen]

I have a lot of opinions about the MMCU (Mamma Mia Cinematic Universe) but let me just say: it was heavily implied that Donna's mother had died in the first film and then she was resurrected as Cher in a helicopter. I think reintroducing Donna is the least of our worries.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Meryl Streep says she wants to do ‘MAMMA MIA 3.’

“I don’t know how they’re going to do it. They have an idea. I haven’t heard it yet but it’s in [my diary] and I’m going to hear about it pretty soon.”

(https://t.co/w6EABMfnGY)

[Mercedes "Mercedes Ohlen" Ohlen @MercedesOhlen]

@SlavOnMyKnob187

[Mercedes "Mercedes Ohlen" Ohlen @MercedesOhlen]

@SlavOnMyKnob187 bon voyage! have fun!

[Mercedes "Mercedes Ohlen" Ohlen @MercedesOhlen]

🗣️iconoclast 🔛 🔝

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Chris Evans, Anya Taylor-Joy, Salma Hayek and Brendan Fraser have been cast in Romain Gavras’ ‘SACRIFICE’

The film follows a failing movie star who tries to get back into the spotlight at a charity gala but gets upstaged & kidnapped by radical warriors.

(Source: Deadline)

[Mercedes "Mercedes Ohlen" Ohlen @MercedesOhlen]

hard time for journalism…. I just got laid off from Taylor Swift Election Pack magazine :(

[Mercedes "Mercedes Ohlen" Ohlen @MercedesOhlen]

@SlavOnMyKnob187 kurt has lived a thousand lives

[Mercedes "Mercedes Ohlen" Ohlen @MercedesOhlen]

Conan is trending right now which means I can talk about the time my dad was the upright bassist for musical guest Ronnie Dawson on Late Night in 1999. an important addition to the Kurt Ohlen lore.

[Mercedes "Mercedes Ohlen" Ohlen @MercedesOhlen]

me in this parking lot rn

[Mercedes "Mercedes Ohlen" Ohlen @MercedesOhlen]

listening to my iPod. looking at the eclipse shadows in the foliage of a parking lot. really feeling the phrase “girl who is going to be okay” today.

[Mercedes "Mercedes Ohlen" Ohlen @MercedesOhlen]

@nicotineliker LET THEM SPEAK! ALLOW THEM TO TALK!

[Mercedes "Mercedes Ohlen" Ohlen @MercedesOhlen]

...intrigued...

[Mercedes "Mercedes Ohlen" Ohlen @MercedesOhlen]

Enemies-To-Lovers-At-Law

[Mercedes "Mercedes Ohlen" Ohlen @MercedesOhlen]

@SlavOnMyKnob187 it’s “Sontag-Ocho” actually. god given, legal government family name.

[Mercedes "Mercedes Ohlen" Ohlen @MercedesOhlen]

@mlr2512 you were so real for this

[Mercedes "Mercedes Ohlen" Ohlen @MercedesOhlen]

@RomiShadd at the end of the day, the chip man is your biggest supporter