Mercedes Vox 🏳️‍🌈

Manic stealth author. Epicurean anarchist relentlessly in pursuit of a foolproof cure for ennui. Committed (thrice).

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Happy April 25th, #ThePerfectDate! (And also #WorldPenguinDay!) #MissCongeniality

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@theKristinjoy @WhiteHouse Might want to learn how apostrophes work.

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@fidgeyhatesleft @texasrunnerDFW @Camp4 Instant Pot eggs done for 5 minutes + 5 minutes before venting will peel so easy you won't believe it, no matter the age of the eggs and without fail. It's worth having an Instant Pot just for this function alone.

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@historyrock_ To hang on my wall? Edward Van Halen's Frankenstrat.

To play? Rick Nielsen's 5-neck Hamer, because that just looks so damn fun.

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@LordHizen @GuildWars2 Never heard of this Discord and don't need it to play the game.

I do, however, appreciate your lower-intensity solo builds, as I have a neurological disorder that manifests in my hands + extreme social anxiety, and I wouldn't be able to play otherwise, so thanks! #CelestialFan

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@mattihagman @jdpoc Because that's what it is.

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@jdpoc Ain't no hate like prosperity gospel love.

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@VitaminDeon @notcapnamerica Tequila.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 I wasn't playing video games during that period (I was busy fixing Y2K; you're welcome), but my kids' favorite pastime was intentionally making all the guests puke in Rollercoaster Tycoon.

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@ATRightMovies THE PEARS.

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@crockpics From the Licorice Pizza at Brookhurst & Adams in Huntington Beach, CA.

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@Claudestar2012 Both otherworldly beautiful humans.

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@4_the_babies @atrupar

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@bluewaveplanet @RpsAgainstTrump The awesome Dave Bautista bit starts at 15:16 in this video. (Link should be queued to start there). Enjoy! 🌊 https://t.co/9r1dvs4hse

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@AuntSassyAss It's obviously Burnished Bilirubin.

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@rocknrollgarag1 I swear, absolutely nothing makes me feel older than my teenage rock idols turning the age my grandparents were when they were yelling up to my room for me to "turn that damn heathen music down!"

Which only prompted me to turn it up louder, because rock 'n' roll. 😜🤘

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@DC_Peyton @JoJoFromJerz On the positive side, between the two of them there's a necktie the right length for a grown-ass adult man.

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@atrupar The Trump Says 'At A Level Never Seen Before' Drinking Game™️ is killing my liver.

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@ATRightMovies I am so, so sorry.

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@smc429 Far too many are all four.

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@patriottakes On Wednesdays, they wear pink.