Mercedes Wessels

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. 1 Corinthians 16:13

[Mercedes Wessels @MercedesWessels]

It’s a grand time to be an absolute homebody and have nothing running to even be tempted to haul somewhere 🤣

[Emily Miller-Beisel @emrmiller1]

Turns out there’s an inverse correlation between fuel prices and the speed I drive.. who knew that’s what it’d take to cure my lead foot 😅💸💨 #SundayCruise mode engaged ✔️

[Mercedes Wessels @MercedesWessels]

Just shy of $200 to fill my truck 3/4 full.

[Mercedes Wessels @MercedesWessels]

@laurencelpg Me too 🙈 keeps telling me something went wrong

[Woopaa’s mom @katiepersch]

100% done with people that can’t be happy for others success.

[Mercedes Wessels @MercedesWessels]

If this dude makes one more weird girly related childish joke along the lines of “ugh okay I guess I’ll throw my dresses away” after making it clear I don’t find it funny that he wants matchy outfits and “so I’ll have to be nakey and cold” I’ll puke and hit block. Freeze weirdo.

[Mercedes Wessels @MercedesWessels]

If I don’t have a regular phone call conversation with you the truth is I’ll never take you seriously or have any sort of real attraction to you.

[Dally Alley @dallylane]

I cry when I’m mad & laugh when I’m sad, so anytime I show my feelings I look like a psycho. Neat.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Hate to say it, but we need to increase oil & gas output immediately.

Extraordinary times demand extraordinary measures.

[Mercedes Wessels @MercedesWessels]

I heard an uncircumcised wiener get referred to as “uncut gems” and I simply can’t go back. It’s not uncircumcised, it’s an uncut gem.

[Mercedes Wessels @MercedesWessels]

Maybe I need three more dogs? 🧐 four? five?

[Mercedes Wessels @MercedesWessels]

I’m so excited to get into this house just so I can adopt two more dogs and some cats to be barn kitties, and hopefully save a few critters from the sad fate of euthanasia due to the amount of jam packed shelters.

[Mercedes Wessels @MercedesWessels]

@KendallRaeOnYT Yes!!

[jordan maldonado @_jordanem]

Girls don’t want flowers, they want Kerry Kelley spurs.

[Mercedes Wessels @MercedesWessels]

If when I’m talking to you and my eyes well up as I speak just know you didn’t break my heart, you put murder on my mind.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

who tf cries when they're mad ? Me

[Mercedes Wessels @MercedesWessels]

I love all the cute graphic ts, but I cry knowing I’ll only wear them to ride, bum around in and chores and that $38+ shirt will get covered in a med, feed or coffee related stain within the first day of wear 🙈

[Mercedes Wessels @MercedesWessels]

A guy’s taste in music can give me such an indefinite ick, idk why it’s that, but it is and I feel like it tells me all that I need to know about him even though it’s just songs 🙈

[Mercedes Wessels @MercedesWessels]

George would like to retire from ranch kitty to trailer cat 🐱

[Mercedes Wessels @MercedesWessels]

You’re just damage control

[Bambino @MBabak911]

There’s a video of a Ukrainian lady telling Russian soldiers to put sunflower seeds in their pockets, so when they’re laid to rest on her land, something good will come out of it.

That’s the hardest shit I’ve ever heard.