Mercer

mercer + one less attractive mercenary lol fuck that guy amirite

[Mercer @mercernaries]

@necrowitchy how many heads do you need I'll get Ash to bring some to you ! :D

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asher if you want to talk to people make your own damn account holy shit dont give people zombie advice via me dude

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@deerohdearr running away to a forest now would be a better situation. they provide excelent cover and zombies will trip over the roots

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Asher hasnt said a word to me for the last two hours i think he's been bit bc clearly im too interesting not to talk to. do i shoot him y/n?

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Asher keeps telling me to keep it down. This fucking asshole. guns are LOUD dude. Thats how they kill things.

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@LotoDesperatus @texybitch aww damn i kinda wanted to snap the kid's bones :(

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@LotoDesperatus @texybitch if you touch my man even with your breath i will twist every joint in your body until you're a fucking slinky

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@LotoDesperatus also lol how the fuck are you two related this is just sad

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@LotoDesperatus I'll bring the beer. And the miserable fuck who is saying "we're not going to a strip club" lol like he has a choice

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@LotoDesperatus Me, You. Murderparty, then post murderparty, then breakfast ? I was thinking maybe... tiger. @texybitch

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quote ash "i didnt let you i told you i didnt want to tweet" dude thats letting me do it??? holy shit

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Asher decided to let me be in charge of his media interfacing :D this was a good idea