Cowboy

the ladies call me tex

[Cowboy @texybitch]

@rrosanders thats so good dude dogs are awesome give them pats for me keep them safe

[Cowboy @texybitch]

@rrosanders he started it & can go to hell. What kind of dogs??

[Cowboy @texybitch]

@rrosanders @Dunwichurtrash so since the """author""" is boring me now, i heard you have a dog??

[Cowboy @texybitch]

@Dunwichurtrash i guess when your dick is that small its harder to get papercuts huh? Well at least your books are satisfying someone :D

[Cowboy @texybitch]

@Dunwichurtrash dude im sorry we cant all be sapiosexual like you. how you enjoying fucking your unsold books to stave off the loneliness?

[Cowboy @texybitch]

@Dunwichurtrash @necrowitchy i am going to pull your intestines out your ears. i'll just tell people you got bit. not that they'll even ask.

[Cowboy @texybitch]

@necrowitchy @Dunwichurtrash If you need someone to be a personal audiobook hit me up i kinda just wanna prove this sunovabitch wrong

[Cowboy @texybitch]

@moonlitrunners Im reluctant to drop ammo at the moment but I'm sure i could happen across dog stuff ayyy

[Cowboy @texybitch]

@moonlitrunners WANT. WANT... WANT! HOW MUCH ARE YOU SELLING THEM FOR?

[Cowboy @texybitch]

super weird looking up at the sky and seeing stars. i always used to think people were bsing about how clear it was outside of cities

[Cowboy @texybitch]

@thumpinthenight @drnknshot i fail to see how this is something to be joked aabout ??? holy shit y'all are assholes

[Cowboy @texybitch]

i feel like this was a fucknig terrible ideaa d fuck

[Cowboy @texybitch]

@necrowitchy fight hard win hard right??? we're gonna nail this :D

[Cowboy @texybitch]

@drnknshot AT YOUR DOOR DADDYO

[Cowboy @texybitch]

@drnknshot On my way, ran into a bit of a snag on the way but shouldnt be too far behind~ party's on its way

[Cowboy @texybitch]

@moonlitrunners my roommate had a really annoying dog once so... yanno i think i sympathize. Dont take my shit tho.

[Cowboy @texybitch]

ok but it's a gorgeous day out there today

[Cowboy @texybitch]

@drnknshot have i mentioned yet today that you are an incredibly radiant and lovely woman?? omw

[Cowboy @texybitch]

SO @drnknshot DOES THAT OFFER STILL STAND TO HANG OUT N SHOOT THINGS you won't let ppl take my stuff right/?

[Cowboy @texybitch]

@moonlitrunners ....fuck