Ariel & Sylph

midnight freerunners and thieves. you want your neighbours possessions? we'll get it for you for a fee.

[Ariel & Sylph @moonlitrunners]

FOR SALE: BOXING GLOVES WITH KNIVES ATTACHED.
HAMMERCHUCKS STILL FOR SALE.

[Ariel & Sylph @moonlitrunners]

@drnknshot Darn, and here we were hoping to sell you a rhinestone miniskirt. Good luck!

[Ariel & Sylph @moonlitrunners]

HEADS UP. @drnknshot you've got raiders driving a herd of frenzied Zs your way. 100+.
We can guide snipers to raider spots if needed.

[Ariel & Sylph @moonlitrunners]

@snnydze DEAL - SYLPH

[Ariel & Sylph @moonlitrunners]

@snnydze Sylph wants to know what flavour - Ariel

[Ariel & Sylph @moonlitrunners]

@snnydze I'm so intrigued I'm gonna have to take you up on that offer. Do you need flame-retardant clothing? - Ariel.

[Ariel & Sylph @moonlitrunners]

@snnydze We have an almost functioning flamethrower, give us 24 hours to get the additional parts. What do you have in exchange? - Ariel

[Ariel & Sylph @moonlitrunners]

TRADING: Iodine, purify your water for safe drinking.
SEEKING: car batteries, weapons, ammo, food, dog food, fuel. - Ariel.

[Ariel & Sylph @moonlitrunners]

just to reiterate so it don't look like ariel is a slayer. daphne and sausage are his dogs. he is dancing with dogs. - sylph.

[Ariel & Sylph @moonlitrunners]

SPOTTED: ariel dancing to 'hooked on a feeling' with sausage and daphne in his arms. giant nerd alert. nerditus is worse than a z bite - s

[Ariel & Sylph @moonlitrunners]

@texybitch We will keep them reserved unless we get a better offer. Dog food is essential for Sausage and Daphne. - Ariel.

[Ariel & Sylph @moonlitrunners]

@texybitch we're exchanging them for ammo (preferably rifle or shotgun), dog food (with good expiry dates) or motorcycle pieces - sylph!

[Ariel & Sylph @moonlitrunners]

For sale: handmade hammerchucks (two hammers chained together like nunchucks). we accept no responsibility if you hurt urself - sylph

[Ariel & Sylph @moonlitrunners]

@drnknshot Thank you for your purchase. We hope the damage isn't permanent or too painful. - Ariel.

[Ariel & Sylph @moonlitrunners]

@drnknshot The order for eye shields, disinfectant, sterile gauzes, sterilised milk and microwave burgers have been left in your postbox.

[Ariel & Sylph @moonlitrunners]

@texybitch Dogs are pure creatures of love and just want our affection. And we have no potential customers of excrement. - Ariel.

[Ariel & Sylph @moonlitrunners]

I wish to apologise for Sylph's idiocy last night. I'm sorry he's an idiot, but at least you don't have to live with him. - Ariel.

[Ariel & Sylph @moonlitrunners]

@texybitch thanks for the heads up.

[Ariel & Sylph @moonlitrunners]

roll up. we've got food, water, ammo, weapons, fuel and leather jackets for sale. survive the apocalypse like tv intended - sylph.

[Ariel & Sylph @moonlitrunners]

no apocalypse is going to run us outta business. we're back in action, ready to kick ass and drink milk. and i've finished my milk. - sylph