Dante Dunwich

bringing sexy back to horror literature.

[Dante Dunwich @Dunwichurtrash]

@necrowitchy hehe I used to call him Chuckie when he was little! I got him the same outfit as the Rugrats character!!

[Dante Dunwich @Dunwichurtrash]

Ooh before I forget @drnknshot I found a lovely new pastry recipe I want to try soon. Would you like to join me?

[Dante Dunwich @Dunwichurtrash]

Jelly and ice cream will have set! Yum yum!
Remember, don't get bitten! Avoid friendly fire don't hurt Charlie, even though he deserves it.

[Dante Dunwich @Dunwichurtrash]

Good luck against the herd today! I've baked us all some delicious brownies for afterwards! Hopefully, by the time we come back, my homemade

[Dante Dunwich @Dunwichurtrash]

@daydreamier fine. I get your point. it's not like I can't trade for some anyway.

[Dante Dunwich @Dunwichurtrash]

@daydreamier I'm not ostracising people, Pixie. If people attack my passions, I'm not going to lie down and take it.

[Dante Dunwich @Dunwichurtrash]

@texybitch That's not how paper cuts work. jfc, the fact you're still alive is mindboggling, you dense baboon.

[Dante Dunwich @Dunwichurtrash]

@texybitch they're a better fuck than you could ever deliver, sweetie xox

[Dante Dunwich @Dunwichurtrash]

@texybitch @necrowitchy That's not biologically possible? Bro, if you wanna get inside me, say it instead of hiding behind cheap insults xo

[Dante Dunwich @Dunwichurtrash]

@texybitch @necrowitchy Don't strain yourself bro, some words are more than two syllables long. You sure you can cope with that?

[Dante Dunwich @Dunwichurtrash]

@necrowitchy You are scarcely in the situation to comment on literature, Lorea. It's not like you can read it anymore :P

[Dante Dunwich @Dunwichurtrash]

Man these unsold books make a good fire!

[Dante Dunwich @Dunwichurtrash]

Romance is Dead, but don't let your wallet gather dust. Kill zombies and kill time with a filthy horror story.

[Dante Dunwich @Dunwichurtrash]

The worst thing about this apocalypse is now everyone can talk to the dead. Jeez.

[Dante Dunwich @Dunwichurtrash]

@texybitch Clearly you've never bludgeoned a zombie to death with the spine of a hardback.

[Dante Dunwich @Dunwichurtrash]

@texybitch No wonder their life is on the line, books make every situation better.

[Dante Dunwich @Dunwichurtrash]

Please buy my latest book. I have twelve boxes of "Romance is Dead" and zombies don't read. xox