Delhi Gooner

Delhi, India to North London. Arsenal Fan .

[Delhi Gooner @MerchantOffside]

Hello Arsenal Fans,

When we win the league in May (which will most likely happen even before May), they will try to tell us:

- The league's quality has dropped
- City and Liverpool have dropped off this season
- Arsenal have spent so much money
- This is the worst side to ever win the PL
- We are Set-Piece FC, Corner FC or Own-Goal FC
- Referee decisions went against them

And many more salty excuses.

I request every fan to just show them this image and say:

- Keep crying
- Can't hear you from the top of the table
- Champions don't talk to losers
- You support a mid-table club

Keep this in mind and follow this advice for maximum rival tears and irrelevant salty opinions.

[Delhi Gooner @MerchantOffside]

Its Arsenal vs Panic Saint G in the UCL Final right now.

[Delhi Gooner @MerchantOffside]

@Jayelmadeit Oh that would be lovely

[Delhi Gooner @MerchantOffside]

We have to stay humble for 20 more mins. Right ?

[Delhi Gooner @MerchantOffside]

@Jayelmadeit Will manage

[Delhi Gooner @MerchantOffside]

What pictures are you choosing Arsenal fans ? Cold ones or the celebratory ones ?

Quote this.

[Delhi Gooner @MerchantOffside]

Why is Cherki not show-boating today ? What's wrong ?

[Delhi Gooner @MerchantOffside]

@AnfieldRd96 Oh the tears

[Delhi Gooner @MerchantOffside]

City panicking ? Oh I love to see it

[Delhi Gooner @MerchantOffside]

Why is the mentality monster Silva being taken off at such a crucial stage ?

[Delhi Gooner @MerchantOffside]

Cherki coming on for City. Let's see is he showboats tonight.

[Delhi Gooner @MerchantOffside]

You get 100K for winning the Carabao cup. Guess how much Saka earns in a week ?

Who even cares about this trophy ?

[Delhi Gooner @MerchantOffside]

Noone really cares about this Trophy ? Right ?

[Delhi Gooner @MerchantOffside]

Who cares about the Carabao Cup anyway.

[Delhi Gooner @MerchantOffside]

We are winning this. City are scared and they will concede 2 soon. Let's go Arsenal ❤️❤️

[Delhi Gooner @MerchantOffside]

@Arsenal If possible I want to see my captain back and scoring a banger again. Miss you Odegaard.

[Delhi Gooner @MerchantOffside]

@FPLFocal I am not available tomorrow. Can we keep it on Sunday?

[Delhi Gooner @MerchantOffside]

@WelBeast Sadly the window is closed else Pep would have signed someone to stay relevant.

[Delhi Gooner @MerchantOffside]

Kylian Mbappé or Benjamin Šeško?

Help me choose.

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

MacBook Pro or MacBook Neo?

Help me choose.

[Delhi Gooner @MerchantOffside]

I don’t want to sound preachy, but I said it—and it’s so refreshing to see it all happening in just a month.

I’ll be waiting eagerly for the second part to happen soon too.

[Delhi Gooner @MerchantOffside]

@UTDTrey 2 losses and a draw and the narrative will be to change the manager. Lets wait. And the management is so stupid they will change too.

[Delhi Gooner @MerchantOffside]

@mikemosesw Stupid opinions are not welcome. Thanks.

[Delhi Gooner @MerchantOffside]

Is this just me, or for a significant period I haven’t seen Saka as involved as he used to be in our attacks? What, in your opinion, isn’t working for him?